This is legitimately the funniest thing ive ever seen

no zelda was the scientist, that little guy smashing pots is zeldas monster

time to bake something! sure hope there won’t be dishes once i’m finished!

by talos this can’t be happening

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

just shot a load in his wife

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy

World Heritage Post

Who ever was the first person to post this is the biggest piece of shit in the world. You’re an amoral ASSHOLE!!!!!

Hotmeat89 you are a disgrace you don’t deserve to be called an American! You don’t even have the right to call yourself a MAN!

I don’t call myself a man but your wife still calls me to fuck

Killing and hatred and violence

#did I click on that read more? yes#should I have? no it’s just a list of every bird species exactly like the meme says#do I expect you all to also click on this despite being warned? also yes (via @goddamnshinyrock)

598 Aves (Birds)

i just ate a crepe so delicious juicy and good im about to forgive french people

I’m pissing with clumsiness and wild abandon

get vaccinated so we never have to see CNN talk about an omega variant

op here. i want a lobotomy