There Is Nothing Of Value Here

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

and punishments. more punishments. surely that will help

I know this is a deeply American thing to say but I am begging everyone to stay the fuck away from military recruiters. Especially high school kids. You are going to be seeing an unholy amount of them in schools or around schools or literally anywhere kids are known to congregate. THIS INCLUDES ALL FORMS OF ROTC. Stay the fuck away from military recruiters. As someone who’s familiar with entirely too many branches through entirely too many friends and family, including my partner, recruiters are authorized to say literally any fucking thing they think will make you sign on that line. They cannot and will not deliver on those promises. They need bodies for the war they’re pretending is only now starting up again. That’s all you are. A body. Stay the FUCK away from the military.

RECRUITERS LIE

Does anyone have any weird favorite smells that aren't just like gasoline or sharpie? I do like those but I want to dig deeper. I love the smell of frozen cardboard and brand new hardware

So far the replies on this seem to be either "old books and libraries.... Moss..... Rain..... I'm so weird I know" or "actual rotting garbage"

really afraid to post anything because what if the spanish doppelganger of me appears and starts speaking a little espanol tonight

tengo mucho miedo de mandar algo porque y si el doppelganger español de mi aparece y empieza a hablar un poco de español esta noche

you.

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE

YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME

NOT YOU TOO

hey

YOU

NOT AGAIN

no, I am.

I must choose my next words very carefully

I do agree that you must chose your next words, but why are you talking to me

That's it. No more words and phrases for you people

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[response]

coward detected

You...

thank you this is really gorgeous

no?? I am

of course you are but we are NOT starting this again

i couldn't help myself

it's like speaking to the fey with this website

You rang?

NOT you

What do I even say to this

Idk man just don't say anything mean to me :(

of course of course I just need a little time to think about what to say to you

@a-l1ttle-time

H E Y

hey

Did someone say "hay"?

oh hi kind horsey how did you get on [tumblr].com

Please get off me, you're really heavy

yeah have you even CONSIDERED this

sí alguna vez has CONSIDERADO... ¿mi?

POST CANCELLED WE HAVE GIMMICK BLOG YAOI NOW???

...I've always been here??

you're so right. the world is so beautiful everyone clap and cheer for gimmick blog yaoi

I love my twin 👏

HOW MUCH GIMMICK BLOG YAOI IS THERE??

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please help. it's so dark and scary in here

coward detected

can i be a hater for a second. i think everyone’s new year’s resolution should be to reblog more art

btw art does not just mean drawings. reblog drawings and gif sets and fics and meta and edits and moodboards and anything else i may have missed. reblog people’s creations

did you know? the phrase "named after" doesn't technically state anything other than the order in which two things were named. I was named after snoopy

they should invent a taking care of your own body thats easy

I just had the sudden epiphany that Jingle Bells is a Car Song, in the same tradition as songs by bands like the Beach Boys and Jan and Dean. "Let me tell you all about my Sweet Ride. Here's a story of something that happened to me when I was drag racing my Sweet Ride. Isn't it fun having a Sweet Ride?"

This is going to actually be a thing, isn't it. A chatgpjesus is going to catch on and cause some fucking cult movement in our lifetimes.

StumbleUpon once sent me to a supercut of Lion King, Lion King 1 1/2, and Lion King II, the main edit being that the scenes of Lion King and Lion King 1 1/2 were interspersed so that they happened in the order they actually happened.

stumbleupon not existing anymore can be directly traced to a dramatic decline in my mental health, I could do a thesis on it.

bestie stumbleupon very much still exists its just called cloudhiker now. i use it all the time.