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ai this ai that how about we invent a printer that works first

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

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Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

do any of you guys remember that sculpture of theseus & the minotaur that lowkey looks like theseus is riding the minotaur like his life depends on it

Is the lowkey in the room with us?

Saw this when I was in London this summer, I stopped my friend to point at it and said "holy shit it's the statue of Theseus fucking the Minotaur" in the middle of the very busy museum.

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

don’t forget to tell your favourite tumblr girl she’s pretty today 😘

reblog to tell prev she's pretty ;3

pregnancy is a hoax the baby sprouts out the ground ive seen it happen

People pretend to be pregnant for clout it started with one woman named dvd and people been chasing the same high since

meant eve