FreckledLoser94

girl help i’m starting over again for the 1000th time & i’m beginning to think that life is a never-ending cycle of starting over & i actually have to make peace with that in order to move forward

I had giant pet frogs the size of tortoises and they had fur. I woke up and thought, "Which species of frogs has fur?"

Aren't these ones called the Wolverine frog because they break their bones and expose them as impromptu claws?

Yes

americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old

THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL and now I have the sudden urge to put lights on every wall in sight

they’re only $15 for black friday… i said i was done shopping for the day but impulse purchase timE

too real

They’re pointing at antartica

This comment got me howling

I can never not remember this whenever someone says “abort the mission”

Alright who the fuck here is Emma Roberts show yourself you coward

the wildest thing happened to me the other day i found out a male coworker is into irish music so i told him that my dad is an irish musician and would he like to come to a session and he straight up irl said to me “name 5 irish songs your dad knows”

he asked me if i play and i told him i played the fiddle when i was a teenager but havent played in years and he was like “oh cool. i play drums” as in a drum kit you know the famously folkish instrument the drum kit. bitch my name is molly o'reilly you really wanna challenge the legitimacy of my irish music involvement

i can name 5 songs with my name in them

do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post 

bold of you to presume I can die

Pretty sure they actually answer this in the bible and the answer is yes. The whole ‘Lucifer and the lesser angels want have free will’ part has the ‘angels also wanting to be gendered so they can be with humans’ part in it.

god was kinkshaming satan

God got a virgin pregnant without consent, he can mind his business

She did consent tho, like, that’s a whole thing, I’ve been in masses where the main focus was Mary’s Yes. It didn’t happen without warning, an angel was literally like “hey my pal up there is thinking u should birth his humansona” and she was like “that’d be an honor”

I didn’t claw my way out of hell just to be sent back there by reading the word Humansona,

Jarec Wentworth, a straight man well-known for not wrecking men's walls

wait didn't he go to jail?

everyone’s waiting for 2021 as if COVID expires december 31st