My doctor insists i cant eat clown food and that its bad for me

standing like keanu at E3

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

I can use excel and the toilet

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

guy on a work call just accidentally said “have a nice freak-end” instead of weekend and now i desperately want that to be the new meme. have a nice freakend everybody

squidward really was such a dramatic faggot we don't talk about it enough. he bought a cemetery plot with a tombstone that said "here lies squidward's hopes and dreams". and he quietly yet tearfully laid flowers at it. and like he was doing that for no known audience. he didn't know mr. krabs was watching. faggot hijinks that make rupaul look masc.

damn like let him live his own life tbh, hes allowed to mourn

if i see a group of men laughing i just know its not funny

have you noticed that everything depends on various factors

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday