allyisallama

happy first day of pride everyone

if you are a normal sized human being who overdrafts at the bank youd have to pay a fee or fine but if your a giant you'd pay a fo or fum

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves

This is why accessibilityis so important.

To everyone saying they recognize the program this was made in and thinks this was an architectural software — NO IT WASN’T. This is a player wearing an orca avatar in an MMO at a public humiliation/exposure fetish place and as soon as the orca entered that place he found it was a bunch of real life photographs of old guys bending over and exposing their assholes. After staring at a certain German guy’s picture for too long the guy in the picture noticed this (he was zoomed in) and messaged the orca some shit like “does Sir like what he sees?” “the slave thanks you for looking.” the orca didn’t have the social skills to handle this, tried to be polite, panicked, tried to turn around but since the avatar is so big it was like the Austin Powers truck driving scene and every way he turned he saw more babyboomer asshole. how do i know this? that orca, was me

My seat got upgraded on my flight! But the plane is therapy and the upgrade is to Intensive Outpatient Therapy 😜

my psychiatrist has got my fucking number now, at check in today she made me call her back after her last client so we could organize a plan for improvement (the plan is to just sit in the sunlight 15 minutes every day and also talk to my iop about getting me out of a group with a parent that reminds me of my own traumatic childhood)