Hi, I’m Allison.

there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

NOOOOOO OH MY GOD LMAO

That is a new level of containment breach

❤️THEM❤️

I'm delusional but also self aware. I'm delaware from now on.

A tired guy

This is true bi/ace solidarity.

This is the only correct way

HUGE fan of trees growing in places they should not reasonably be able to

i like trees

one of my favorite little pluribus details is that they make you listen to the voicemail in its entirety every single time. there's no skipping ahead, no oh you've heard this, no handwringing that the audience will get bored. we're in this with carol. we're gonna listen to the fucking voicemail again

anyone have that picture with the 100 pool toy baltos. Its like a modern terracotta army