It’s All About Complexity

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it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

it only happens with the simpsons

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

Dragon's right, if you remove all the Simpsons characters from Death Note it hardly changes anything

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

Okay so since it's clear that a majority of people failed sex ed, cis women who have never had penetrative sex having it for the first time and bleeding is a millennia long myth. That is not normal and is most likely indicative of a vaginal/labial tear due to lack of proper lubrication, the vaginal muscles not being relaxed enough, the object or body part(s) being used for penetration being too abrasive, also not lubricated enough, not clean enough, moving too fast/hard or a combo of these. It's a long standing idea that the hymen is a membrane of skin every afab person is born with and when they have penetrative sex the hymen bursts and therefore bleeds. This is only partially true, as when the first menses occurs the hymen ruptures and so it is no longer a bubble of tissue but an arch over the vaginal canal. Also a myriad of things bust a hymen even before a period occurs. Stay safe and don't mess with these dumb mfers that don't know how bodies work.