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Obsessed with Qifrey because what we see of him is 50% him being the best most kindest teacher and 40% a suspicious and desperate wildcard. But very rarely, just 10% of the time, we get to see him when he’s not being a teacher or being around his friends and family and not being a witch at the scene of a disaster, and he’s like, the most bitchy and hateful creature. Guy who is sick of being in a space. Acting in a way that makes you go “ah, that small withdrawn child grew up into a withdrawn adult who is just barely better at hiding it”. Obssessed. Guy of all time.

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greeds

citruscubes

i dont have no one can protect his womb from me but i do have

what-even-is-thiss

Sorry to talk about Harry Potter again but when it comes to the slave race that Rowling put in her books, she said she based the house elves off of brownies. You know, those creatures in British folklore that clean your house for you because they like doing it and are offended if you try to pay them?

Why not just put brownies in your story then? Almost identical effect without all the slavery.

If you wanna make the Malfoys look worse just idk maybe they put a spell on Dobby to bind him to their house and he can’t leave unless the malfoys break the rules and they’re bad to him but don’t technically try to break the rules until Harry tricks them into paying dobby with some clothes.

There. Problem solved. You can have hundreds of brownies living at hogwarts even. And when Hermione misinterprets their situation and tries to thank them and start paying them the brownies start getting offended and leaving and this causes an actual problem for the school. Much easier to make a subplot about not listening to the people that you’re trying to help.

Just another way you realize as an adult that these books weren’t really thought through very well.

captain-price-returns

thisbisexualbrainrot

This made me laugh so hard omg I love Goose

I hope they make a new project eventually with a less toxic fanbase

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thegreatgoatby

some more jax abstraction hair expressions

tomahachi12

Went to go see the movie bout some pretty amazing digging

this was my favourite part

gwninja

I like that they have shovels, like Caine decided to force them on a hole digging adventure

ferweenie

Gooseworx is stronger than me because if my introspective transgender theme narrative about identity and accepting your circumstances was infiltrated by media iliterate 12 year olds who treated my work like it was fnaf and said my self insert of me at my worst was literally the worst person who deserved nothing but the worst and could not recover ever i would actually fucking explode. I would kill people. How does she do it.

disgracefulthings

SVSSS AU where Shen Yuan has face blindness

Shen Yuan was born with prosopagnosia, which transferred with him when he transmigrated into Shen Qingqiu (WTF SYSTEM!!)

He worries he would get caught as a fraud with how much he struggled with knowing which Peak Lord was which, but unknown to him the rest of the mountain attributed it to his amnesia

Luo Binghe was the easiest to recognize for him, with his curly hair and how he would announce 'Shizun' every time they were together. There was no way he could mistake his little bun for anyone else

And then he had to push him into the Abyss

Years later in Jin Lan City, he encounters a young adult with a deep voice who calls him Shizun, who clearly was a disciple trained by the OG and left the sect before Shen Yuan was around!

He's wearing gold and surrounded by others wearing the same, so he must have left the sect for HHP after Shen Jiu did something to make him leave, and that's why HHP is being especially rude to him!

Meanwhile Luo Binghe is heartbroken because Shizun is ignoring him! He's not angry or happy or anything! He's acting like being around him is a bit awkward and not the huge deal it's supposed to be!

He won't even call Luo Binghe by his name! Just dizi! It was like he didn't even know his name anymore!

Why isn't the system acting up? Because it likes to fuck with Shen Qingqiu of course

disgracefulthings

SVSSS AU where Shen Yuan has face blindness

Shen Yuan was born with prosopagnosia, which transferred with him when he transmigrated into Shen Qingqiu (WTF SYSTEM!!)

He worries he would get caught as a fraud with how much he struggled with knowing which Peak Lord was which, but unknown to him the rest of the mountain attributed it to his amnesia

Luo Binghe was the easiest to recognize for him, with his curly hair and how he would announce 'Shizun' every time they were together. There was no way he could mistake his little bun for anyone else

And then he had to push him into the Abyss

Years later in Jin Lan City, he encounters a young adult with a deep voice who calls him Shizun, who clearly was a disciple trained by the OG and left the sect before Shen Yuan was around!

He's wearing gold and surrounded by others wearing the same, so he must have left the sect for HHP after Shen Jiu did something to make him leave, and that's why HHP is being especially rude to him!

Meanwhile Luo Binghe is heartbroken because Shizun is ignoring him! He's not angry or happy or anything! He's acting like being around him is a bit awkward and not the huge deal it's supposed to be!

He won't even call Luo Binghe by his name! Just dizi! It was like he didn't even know his name anymore!

Why isn't the system acting up? Because it likes to fuck with Shen Qingqiu of course

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wizard-of-interesting-failure

watercolormagicalgirl

uhuh100

up next, the triangle.

we know what hole that goes in, right?

uhuh100

that's right, the square hole!

wickedcriminal

mynt-derg

goldcrescent

I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀

smallpwbbles

Goose on Jax’s pronouns! (I’m gonna side eye you tho if you use it as a reason to say Jax is still cis)

crow-keys

Here we go y'all, either is fine! (I agree tho y'all i don't think we can say jax is cis LMFAO)

tiabwwtws-art

like what would you do.

stefanyd

The kind of tomfoolery I'm here for

crow-keys

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ikimaru

UM

ikimaru

holding hands is complicated

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