"Everything else was going exactly as planned. No longer bound to his deal, Alastor was finally a free soul in hell. Able to do whatever he pleased. His power had been fully restored and his wound completely healed. He'd returned to the hotel with renewed motivation, and neither the princess nor the king of hell suspected a thing. It was all quite perfect, really.
There was just one absolutely ridiculous, infuriating, outstanding issueā¦Vox."
After 70 years, Alastor and Vox finally slept together and things areā¦complicated.
A continuation of my one shot "Kisses That Cut Me", the story picking up 2 weeks later. Enjoy!
((if you would rather just read this fic you just need to know that they slept together the night before the S2 finale))
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Genuinely what the hell is happening to Vox why is he sedated in every merch drop. Did they lobotomize him for public appearances. Vox can you hear us. Blink twice if you need help. Is this foreshadowing
I love depictions of "Lucifer falls in love with Lilith because she's beautiful and ethereal and unique," but what about "Lilith is messy and covered in dirt and has twigs and leaves stuck in her hair and has no makeup because there obviously wasn't any makeup during that time and has eyebags and looks like she just fought with 20 racoons after her latest fight with Adam, and Lucifer falls in love with her on the spot."
Because YES?! He falls in love with freedom and the creation that came from his love for the universe and its potential. He seeks her out in a subconscious attempt to escape all the rules and rigidity heaven tries to impose. He falls in love with her because he sees her bravery to rebel against a system that suffocates her when he's too hesitant to do so. He falls in love with her BECAUSE she isn't as perfect as heaven wanted her to be. Just like him. She is a dreamer.
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Alastor's side: Season 1 Episode 2, Stayed Gone Close Reading
So in s102 Radio Killed the Video Star, we first see how Al reacts to enemies he doesn't care about, aka Sir Pentious.
When Sir Pentious shows up to his pet project with a giant death machine, tries to kill him and blows the walls off his establishment, he pretends he doesn't remember him, and beats him and his death machine up while laughing. He's not bothered at all, until Pentious rips his coat. Even after that, he brushes it off.
When Vox talks a bit of shit about him, here's his immediate reaction:
(cutting off the full smile because that's his default expression)
Alastor's feelings are always in his eyes, and that expression is definitely not the unbothered look he had when Sir Pentious blew up his establishment and tried to kill him. Nope. That's angry and legitimately bothered.
What was Vox saying that set him off?
(Warning this is really long and really detailed)
The whole thing is a duet, a paired set of verses that echo each other deliberately. Taking it line by line:
Well, Stayed Gone starts out with the line "I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone", which Alastor replies to with "I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone." The meaning of the two is subtle, but raises interesting implications. Vox is staying "I'm gonna make you regret coming back". Alastor is saying "I'm gonna make you miserable".
Then Vox says "Say hello to a new status quo", which Alastor replies to with "Your status quo will know its race is run". Vox is trying to put the message out there that "things are different now". Alastor replies "That different world you've made is going to come crumbling down".
Then, Vox goes on a tirade. He calls Alastor a "has-been", "a fossil", etc., basically trying to convey that Alastor is "part of the past". He tries to build himself up, and says "He should have stayed away". Then we cut to Alastor on the line "while he hid in radio, we pivoted to video".
Basically Vox's whole point he's trying to make is "I'm over you. You're lame and I don't care about you". It might not be insignificant that he says "We pivoted to video". It's actually on the words "WE pivoted" that Alastor has that glare expression.
And Vox's next line "Hell's been better since he split, now he's back, who gives a shit". Now obviously, this is bullshit. Vox says this while giving the most obvious shit in the universe. But still, Vox's intended message to Alastor in his first half of the song is "I don't want you around. I have a new life, you'd hardly recognize me, I'm so fine, how could a person like you bring me joy", that kind of vibe.
So it's interesting that Alastor then proceeds to do the exact same thing. Something people don't mention a lot about Stayed Gone is that Alastor's verses are a reflection of Vox's. It's easy to assume that Vox starts this beef because he cares too much. But Alastor then proceeds to echo his verses.
As if he feels the exact same way.
He has a bunch if paired lyrics. Let's look at em side by side.
VOX: Top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain has-been
Who has been spotted cavorting around town/After a seven-year absence. Did anybody miss him? Did anybody notice?
ALASTOR: Salutations, good to be back on the air. Yes, i know it's been a while since someone with style treated hell to a broadcast.
So Vox's insult is "you're a has-been and nobody cares that you've been gone". Alastor's first rebuttal is "you have no style" . They mirror each other's medium-style greetings, then proceed to loudly insult each other with "I don't need you loser".
Vox: So, the radio demon is back in town/Why is he hanging around?/ What does that mean for your family?/ Well handily, I've got good news/ He's a loser, a fossil and I don't mean to sound hostile
Alastor: Sinners rejoice! Instead of a clout-chasing mediocre video podcast...
So they then trade insults about each other's mediums, with the gist of Vox's still being "he's a loser" (There's that Word Again. "Loser Baby", "Show me you're not a loser", archetypal much?) and he's a part of the past. Aka. MY past.
Vox: But the demon is a coward!/You can take that as gospel
Alastor: Is Vox insecure (note: Everybody in the audience: YES.) Pursuing allure?
Followed by Vox calling Alastor a coward and Alastor calling Vox "insecure". Interestingly, I wonder if that insult hits Alastor quite as hard? Like, he did run away at the first sign of real trouble with Adam. I wonder if he feels that way some times.
Vox: Pulling my viewers? Impossible!/'m visual, he's barely audible/Stop givin' him the time of day/Don't listen to a word he'd say/I hope he had a nice vacay/But he should've stayed away
Alastor: Flitting between this fad and that, is nothin' working?/ /Every day, he's got a new format
Vox declares that Alastor won't "pull his viewers" and Alastor makes fun of his 'new format' and 'flitting between different fads'; typical of their 'new vs old' battle.
Then we get into the real meat of the whole thing.
Vox: While he hid in radio/We pivoted to video/Now his medium is gettin' bloody rare
Alastor: Is Vox as strong as he purports/Or is it based on his support? He'd be powerless without the other Vees
It's probably VERY important that "we pivoted to video" is paired up with Alastor's jab about "The Other Vees". Vox tells him "I've got a we, I've got a new team" and Alastor throws out for the first time his meaningless insult that he'd "be powerless without the other Vees", which is a wound he loves to smack all the time. Like, over and over again. He really has a hangup about Vox 'needing' Vel and Val, even though we know for a fact knows Vox is capable of becoming the strongest sinner in hell without them.
Why is Alastor so fixated on mocking Vox for needing Vel and Val? This dig isn't even to make him abandon them and become the strongest since he wasn't planning that at this point.
Then here's this exchange:
Vox: Hell's been better since he split/Where's he been?/Who gives a shit!
Alastor: And here's the sugar on the cream/He asked me to join his team/I said no, and now he's pissy, that's the tea
So this is interesting. Vox's message in this bar pairing was "Who gives a shit about you". Alastor's response is "You do. Remember? You asked me. You need me."
I think what sets Alastor off here, then, adding all these points up, why he says this, is that Vox tries to claim that he's over him and doesn't care that he's back. I mean, obviously that's not true, but we know that Alastor's biggest trigger is being ignored. It's the only thing that really upsets him, other than being in real danger. And obviously Vox isn't ignoring him. HE's the only one who actually gives a shit that he's back.
But he's trying to pretend he can. He's saying publicly "he's a fossil, there's a new status quo, we pivoted to video, who gives a shit". And I don;t think Alastor can even deal with Vox PRETENDING to be over him.
His entire message is "You're not over me. You're nothing without me. you need me. Don't ever forget you wanted me." ("You still need me like you did before" from the reprise, mm?)
Based on this I think it's safe to say that Alastor would not be happy if Vox ever actually got over him. He doesn't want Vox to ever get over him. He kinda feeds on all that attention (I'm not the first person to point that out). Even Vox trying ti imply that he's moved on prompts him to publicly out Vox for once wanting him. Whether it's about control or about twisted love. Al wants everyone and especially Vox to remember: You are never getting over me.
In Stayed Gone I think itās super super interesting that Vox calls Alastor a coward and Alastor calls Vox insecure
Even if we the audience now know Alastor is a coward(cause he is btw) itās interesting that Vox calls him one. Itās easy to dismiss in S1, thinking that Vox is just saying bullshit but I donāt think so. Itās almost like the ātantrumā Vox threw after Alastor said no definitely included something about Alastor being scared. Like Vox thinks heās a coward for pushing him away.
And so it would make sense that Alastor is like on the defensive like no youāre just insecure and you threw a fit about it cause you couldnāt handle the rejection.
Valentinoās Texts to Angel Dust (and transcripts)
Season 1 Episode 2 Radio Killed The Video Star:
Valentinoās contact name is labeled āValentinoā with no profile picture in Angelās phone.
Transcript of Valentinoās texts, changed from all caps for readability:
⢠So Iām thinkin. You and three huge guys are getting it on. And then its revealed your on a boat and its sinking so you all have to cum as fast as you can.
⢠Have you seen temperature play vids? Lol cause there is gonna be ice!!!!!!!
⢠So get that flat boney ass to the studio baby~ as you can see the ideas are f l o w i n g
⢠Haha soooooo its been thirty secondsā¦
Donāt be like this baby
⢠This isnāt cute angel. Legit Iām so bored of this little cat and mouse chase. [val shaped š emoji]
⢠Fr over it!!!
⢠Fuckibng bitch!!
⢠Babe
⢠Angel.
⢠Where the fuck are you??????
[end transcript]
Season 2 Episode 4 Itās A Deal:
(7 second video, no sound)
Valentinoās contact name is labeled āValā with a profile picture added in Angelās phone.
Transcript of Valentinoās texts, changed from all caps for readability [I have bolded and italicized what is usually missing from other transcripts as it is only visible while Angel is scrolling near the end]:
⢠Get this - we grab some of zeeziās crew. Then we rent an island. I know what youāre thinking. There are no islands in pentagram city. Dw Iāll get Vox to make me one. Then we drop a group of hot fuckable sinners on said island by helicopter and one likes to dig up bones in those fish rocks or whatever. Alone and horny (at least they think they are alone) the group dig up stuff and donāt have sex. Then a dinosaur sinner cums out and start fucking them all and like biting them and shit? Idk but like basically island is occupied by horny, sexy dinos and I want you to be the first one they fuck! So if I was you, Iād start lubing up
⢠Oh wait I forgot youāre like being gay at that hotel. Well youāre in for a surprise when you come to work! Iāve already ordered the sand. Just let me know when youāre getting bored over there and Iāll kick Tiffany out of your dressing room. Or maybe I wonāt. Sheās defs gonna wipe the awards this year since sheās actually trying. Youāre falling off big time baby itās kinda sad
⢠Liiiiike I could fix all this. Get you all dolled up at events like we used to but youāre being so distant⦠it breaks my heart and my balls. Like remember the time we fucked during Velvetteās last launch and like everyone was staring? That could be us. Vox would never do that and thatās why youāre so special to me. I miss you.
⢠Call me?
[end transcript]
The change in Valās contact information does not make sense for Vox to do for a number of reasons (Vox wants Angel at the hotel and not with Valentino, for both personal and spy reasons; and the more Vox changes the higher risk that Angel will notice something is up), so I believe Angel is the one who changed the contact information and that this is evidence that Angel is already considering going back to Valentino.
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