Bubbles!

Reinvent yourself as many times as you want

@ parents who dont let their kids dye their hair: why r u so afraid of ur kid looking cool

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

Hasn’t Mark Hamill been playing The Joker for 20 shitzillion years? How come he never got “consumed” by the role?

cause hes not an ass

buying a bottle of “half-assed rimjob” this season

tag yourself i’m bathroom grout

Updated Jan.21′16

too good not to mainblog

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UPDATE I JUST TOOK A SHOWET AND MOST OF IT CAME OFF SO I GOT A MAKEUP WIPE AND THE REST OF IT CAME OFF ITS POTENT

This stuff covers anything, scars, cuts, bruises you name it. It’s relatively cheap too so it’s defiantly worth it.

AAAAAND it comes with a small pencil of matching concealer to layer under it on particularly stubborn to cover spots or sharp lines just in case this stuff doesn’t cover it untraceably. I use it on my face to cover DARK scars on my face and nobody can tell.

Where can you buy it?

me when i get my student loan

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

extremely lucky cat

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

THAT LAST ONE WAS UNCALLED FOR

What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”

@allhallowshufflepuff

I love this bc it looks like he’s stollen the present AND the food and his smug little face is just perfect

@allhallowshufflepuff