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Nothing better at the end of a long die than a nice, ice-cold potato.

Who is this week's biggest loss? The queen or Thurston Waffles? Discuss.

I like to think that queen Liz was holding on to make sure that Boris Johnson really left office before she could die peacefully.

If my right hand is my dominant hand, does that make my left hand the submissive hand?

As Jeremiah Kennedy once said, the only thing we have to fuck is fuck itself

Getting a famous post on tumblr must be like publishing a paper in a prestigious peer-reviewed journal, except all your peers are just idiots.

Feeling really American because my targeted ads alternate between army recruitment ones aimed at gamers and suicide prevention ones aimed at veterans.

In a couple of hundred years it's definitely going to be widely accepted by the official institutions that set out grammar and style recommendations, that the correct way to indicate sarcasm in text form is through the use of "kappa". This makes me feel so many ways.

If you thought that the Greek culture taking over the Roman empire after they'd been "conquered" was a one-off, I encourage you to consider: anime.

It's fucked up that spiders and ocotopi are both like "Bones? Fuck 'em. Legs? I'll take 8."

That fucking groundhog died right before groundhog day. Pretty sure that means 6 more years of covid.

Pretty sure that Lil Nas X is the only person to do both sexy santa and sexy satan and I just think that's really brave

I think the real reason that the crisis in Flint hasn't been resolved is because people referred to it as "water-gate" and everyone just got confused.