#boris johnson

They need to introduce laws which limit prime ministers after they leave office. No, you can't have a book deal. No, you can't have your own column in the Daily Mail. No, you can't tour the US to speak at MAGA conferences. You must take a vow of silence and live like a monk for the rest of your life.

absolutely fucking reeling from puss in boots the last wish. my grown ass friends made me see it and it absolutely fucked. it was mad max fury road for kids. it was a horror movie about the fear of death. it was a western about an ageing outlaw trying to regain his youth with the help of his ex fiance and homeless harvey guillen. it was about found family. it was about needing people and asking for help. it had the best depiction of a panic attack i've ever seen in a mainstream film. the villain looked exactly like boris johnson. there was a wicker man reference. it had a kill count higher than most slasher films. it set up shrek 5. they even said fuck.