I’m literally just vibin'

every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

Clearly you don't own an air fryer

It’s not an appliance the Jedi would sell you

this is the fifth fucking geode ive crakced open whys its all meat

my liege those are crab rangoons

I am an old person and tumblr is the porch

oo ee oo

girls when they’re thinking miku, miku

oo ee oo

girls when they look just like buddy holly

[EXTREMELY HAUNTED & HOLLOW-EYED LOOK] yeah man i’m doing. Really good

its fucking dember.