Jul 23
Funny bits to do #1:
When someone asks you if you have children, smirk and say, not to my knowledge*
*it's funnier if you have a uterus
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Funny bits to do #1:
When someone asks you if you have children, smirk and say, not to my knowledge*
*it's funnier if you have a uterus
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Ghost culture where everyone greets each other with "Good mourning!"
Surrounded by men 😭
"the paddock slut/ princess"
Too many ears. (Cornfield joke answer)
Hehehehe
someone left a really nice and heartfelt comment on my (almost 6 yr!) old hlvrai fic tonight and im just struck my how incredible it is not only that people read my work but return and read it multiple times, over multiple years.
if youve been with me since the hlvrai days - especially if you commented and encouraged me to finish the novelization project - i owe you some sincere thanks. it really pushed me to quit the military and pursue this writing thing as a career. i just completed my master’s degree in fiction writing last week, with an original novel as my thesis. im not sure i would have applied otherwise, so thank you so much, fic commenters. the entire experience of writing good jokes seriously changed the trajectory of my life for the better.
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It’s a….. it’s… a soul patch :) hehe haha
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