Butch witch... Bitch

summer is coming... soon there'll be trans men in short shorts and sleeveless shirts with their thighs out and biceps out and showing skin and good lord my heart isn't ready

Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the "G"s

I heard thats where they get the "G"s for cell phone service

This is a lie I’m going to tell a small child one day

i wanna brush you like an enamel

being butch and transfem is hard

Feeling this extra hard today. Not feeling too hot

my heart goes out to all those who walk the line, so blurry to the uninformed, between butch and boymoding

Happiness is stored in the 3am discord DM of a link to a Tumblr post of a cute raccoon

You would too if you were thinking about sucking that much dick.

reading harry potter actively makes you less literate

I think doing that is way funnier than saying the Scottish play, and I’m not going to risk actually saying the name and having something bad happen

i just realized despite me making fun of you for saying m*cbeth, i refused to say it myself. i am fucked up

even I, the op, flinched while writing it in the notes 😔

do y’all only post from inside a theatre?

All the world's a stage, catgirlforeskin.

I lack perception of time so you could legit walk up to me and say "Hi" after 3 years and I'd be like "aww I missed you. we talked just last week :3"

im a man when its funny im a woman when its funny and when nothing is funny i drop to all fours and maul you like a wolf

Just like bugs bunny.

I think the saying's "gay minds think alike"

I think sometimes cbt is a load of bullshit but once in a while you'll just effortlessly parry a thought that's trying to make you spiral and it feels so good. I've done it like 4 times tonight.

Did you mean CBD or are you talking about cock and ball torture

Yes if you beat the shit out of your nutsack you won't ever feel sad again. This is medical advice.

Hold on I'm gonna try this