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i feel like I'm quoting from modelland a lot, and maybe too often, but it's such a surreal text it really is best experienced than explained. I am definitely quoting the BellaDonna more than I need to though, but that is because I have fun reading her speech. she has such a ridiculous, dramatic, alliterative cadence
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i know we don't want tyra banks to make more money but i do want her to write more novels so i hope the current modelland resurgence galvanizes her into writing more novels and voice acting the modelland audiobook. i want to show you her "i am john galt" speech but there's so many of these speeches and they're so long that i figured it would be best as its own post
So now that you've read Modelland and thoroughly dissected it, would you say it's fair to classify it as Lovecraftian horror?
No, because Modelland is I think decisively.... Comprehendable.
It might be bizarre, inexplicable, weird, gross, whatever, but. It is, if anything, too capable of being pictured. The pond monster with musical instruments for a face and a body composed of harvested human arms is not eldritch. It is, perhaps more upsettingly, simply a being which exists.
people passing around the tyra banks modelland song genuinely really, really, really need to look up the contents of that book. yall have to believe me when I tell you that nothing in this world could prepare you for what is in that book
there's no plot summary that could even begin to scratch the surface of what the book Modelland by Tyra Banks is. Like I'm being so serious calling it a "YA dystopian book by Tyra Banks" just does not even begin to kind of cover what is in it. Like I could literally only describe it as "baffling and hallucinatory outsider art"
Genuinely I recognize this video is 4 hours long but it is worth locking in and watching it bc everything about this book had me earnestly slack jawed
I started this in May. I had a bad time. I am a bit better. And throughout it all, Modelland was there.... not there for me. Not there for a
Episode 19 – Modelland | The Worst Bestsellers
One of my favorite podcasts did an episode on it when they were just starting up!
currently reading modelland which is tyra banks' YA novel from 2011. this book is so strikingly weird in its visuals. it feels like shaun tan's the arrival and the uglies series had a baby and the baby was bad but there was something fascinating about the baby that made you want to read it. it is also very hard to follow because it feels like it was dictated. i do think tyra actually wrote it instead of having some ghostwriter editor do it because no one else would write like this and it's genuinely magnetic. i keep doing other things and then going god i can't wait to go back to reading modelland.
what the fuck is going on with the smizes. they're like... spontaneously generated orbs that are released into the dystopia's water so it like incentivizes everyone to waste water and swim in sewage for the chance to have one because it bestows a magic power that means you can become a famous fashion model. and then when you find a smize it like expands like a ponyo spell in your hands and turns into glasses that make you beautiful??
another wrinkle is that the world of modelland has nations. one of them is france, but the first guy from that nation who we meet is a homunculus with a giant human hand for a head. he's the only one like that so far so i don't know. another nation has ONLY people with albinism, which is really confusing because they explicitly point out that their whole nation-state has a ton of life-threatening health complications because of it
unfortunately i have a lot further to go before i know all the secrets of modelland
No, we never know when ManAttack will happen.
okay so i finished modelland
this book has a very similar structure to atlas shrugged except that instead of being obsessed with trains in between speeches tyra is obsessed with body horror.
tyra's self-insert character gets her head cut off with a guillotine and then the blood gushing from her neck transforms into a beautiful crown and queen's cape
i genuinely reccomend modelland it is one of the strangest books i have ever read. Tyra is very arguably an evil person in real life which results in a fascinating metatext.
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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this
oh yeah so ive been kinda busy the last few days and forgot to post about the latest shit ive been up to on here
More than 200 of the world's elites registered for a retreat whose agenda runs from panels on cult-building and sex to prepping for World Wa
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A data leak has exposed private data on billionaire Peter Thiel’s “Dialog,” an invitation-only network of high-profile figures.
bwah :3
SCOOP: So remember Dialog, Peter Thiel's private society that doesn't have a public website and no public list of members? I (along with a
Ranks of his group, Dialog, appear to include several prominent figures in media and entertainment who're put in the same room as C-suite ex
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the problem with being creative is that you start to feel very guilty when you haven’t created anything in a while
do you get upset when a field isn't ready for harvest at all times? your seeds are doing mysterious things in the dirt. but you have to leave them hidden in the dirt or they won't grow
i haven’t stopped thinking about this tweet for days
JAR (Joel Arthur Rosenthal) sheep head hair clip
Pearl, sapphire, aluminum, silver, gold
polar bear (ink and watercolor sketch comm)
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This is how June is going to feel
ngl June has ended up feeling more like this
