This isn't mission difficult, it's Mission Impossible.

the best beatles song is the one about the guy who kills people with hammers and its a whole song about a guy who kills people with hammers

professor for my 8am ochem class keeps rhetorically asking "do you think i just go down into my dungeon and concoct new ways to make you all miserable?" and everyone keeps flatly answering "yes" and every time he goes "DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT? :((("

New Year's Resolution: utilize a wider variety of James Cagney-esque insults in my vocabulary. You smackoff. You chump. You penny-pinching pirate. You dirty, double-crossing, yellow-bellied sap of a stool pigeon, I oughta kick your teeth out one at a time now SCRAM, etc.

the early Beatles stuff is all “come home to me little girl you’re the one for me and I can’t imagine a life without you little girl we could be as happy as can be girl” and then somewhere around rubber soul they decided to make a new genre where they go “look at this weird little man. look at him. look at how quaint and odd he is. he is the mustard and marmalade man he lives in a shoe and eats apricot jam tiddly dee tiddly dum tiddly doo.” and they said “this is very good we will put at least one of these on each of our successive albums.”

Time to play is it anxiety or is the universe trying to tell me something

what have I gotten myself into

studying morse code just in case. you never know

I love Lorda Rings. I love all my favorite characters like Angron and Ganondorf and Legos and Barometer and Gumroad and Frito and Samsworth are Mariah Carey and Peepums

This website is full of fuckin nerds, barely any of us just wanna punch shit, where the fuck are the meat heads

bi visibility day on bruce springsteen’s 74th birthday wow