ilya trying to not show he's hurt | ep 6
ojovivo
Mike Driver
d e v o n

tannertan36
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr

#extradirty

pixel skylines
almost home
Color Me Curious
πͺΌ
The Bowery Presents
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Andulka
Claire Keane
noise dept.

izzy's playlists!
Fai_Ryy
Misplaced Lens Cap
seen from Kenya

seen from Paraguay
seen from Paraguay
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Algeria
seen from Ecuador
seen from United States
seen from Morocco
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
@alix-ir
ilya trying to not show he's hurt | ep 6

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
smitten
lock screens
I love confident smart competent Svetlana, but I do also need her to be a little bit pathetic and for a big part of her friendship with Ilya to be them lamenting how shit they are at relationships
Svetlana: RED ALERT
Svetlana: GENERATIONAL FUMBLE
Ilya: You asked about their favorite hockey team and then spent fifteen minutes roasting it didnβt you
Svetlana: I thought it was friendly banter and then he went to the bathroom and didnβt come back
Ilya: Itβs not banter if youβre the only one talking and heβs sitting there silently weeping into his Bud Light
Svetlana: Remember when you told Jane how much you liked fucking me while trying to lock it down?
Ilya: ππ
Svetlana: ππ

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
βShane, how does it feel to be back on Montreal ice?β
i'm gonna need the casting for dallas kent asap, not because i particularly care, but because in my head he looks like the guy who plays cliff, and i want to stop doing my man marly dirty
Someone talk to me about how crazy the foreplay at the cottage must go because they have TIME. Shane was genuinely under the impression that foreplay was ten minutes TOPS, just some making out and usually mouth stuff. It must have rearranged his entire atomic structure the first time Ilya pulled him between his thighs on the couch and ran his palms up and down the inside of Shane's thighs and sucked soft kisses onto his neck and just murmured, "Shh," when Shane tried to escalate.
Consider Shane just going soft and buzzy and pliant as Ilya moves a hand over the bulge in his jeans, a brief and tender touch, and then draws his fingers up to Shane's stomach, which jumps as he laughs and moans.
"Don't you wanna fuck me, baby?" Shane finally mumbles when this has gone on for a while.
"Always," Ilya replies, like he's making a vow, and Shane shivers. "Let me turn you on, sweetheart."
"I am," Shane whines.
Ilya doesn't quite know how to explain to Shane that there are levels of arousal that can come from long moments, hours even, of touch. Arousal that builds from wandering hands and curious lips and whispered secrets. Sex that feels like summiting a mountain together rather than a race to the top. He thinks that Shane, with his yoga and his careful self-discipline would find it absolutely enthralling to discover that they can build something like that inside his body together.
Ilya doesn't have the words to explain these things, because some of them are desires so deep inside himself that he's only just uncovering them. So he kisses under Shane's ear, and lets him wiggle and whine, and draws his hands over his thighs again, over his clothes, keeping him warm and happy and tingling and floaty.
And he shows him.
Troy and Ilya photographed by Harris Drover

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
heβs got the cutieful harris vibe down, trust
Hudson Williams, Brand Ambassador for Skin1004
It's not that Shane doesn't get irritated when people hit on his husband, because he does. It infuriates him. But Shane is not threatened, so he does not need to stake his claim by draping himself all over Ilya and announcing himself as Ilya's husband.
Ilya usually does this for Shane.
All Shane usually needs to do is come stand next to Ilya, smile at him, and then usually Ilya's hand reaches itself around and settles on Shane's waist or his ass, sometimes if Ilya is feeling especially romantic he will even pull Shane back against him and wrap his arms around him, hooking his chin over Shane's shoulder and continuing to talk as if he wasn't suddenly leaning all his weight against Shane's sturdy body. He will introduce Shane as "My husband, Shane Hollander". While he says this Shane likes to make direct eye contact with the person.
Just so they know.
it's 2014. everyone is doing the als ice bucket challenge. ilya rozanov is nominated for the ice bucket challenge. in true asshole fashion, once he completes his own video he nominates shane hollander to do the challenge next. shane hollander must complete the ice bucket challenge. he decides to film the challenge after practice, wearing a light gray compression shirt, shorts, and a backwards ball cap, with hayden and jj throwing the water on him. ilya rozanov watches the video, thinking it will be funny. he has never regretted his life choices more as he is forced to witness an already sweaty shane "jock" hollander become drenched in water, shirt clinging to his body even more, head shaking off the excess water with a grin, staring at the camera like he just knew ilya would be watching. it is like something out of ilya's - literally - wet dreams. he downloads the video to his phone. he makes another very large donation to the als association.
Ilya thinking heβs about to embark on a sexcation only to be bombarded by cutieful Shane Hollander with plans to spend the rest of their lives together which effectively alters Ilyaβs brain chemistry to be The Boyfriend of all time is straight up the funniest thing about heated rivalry

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
After Shane and Ilya get married Ilya is so happy to finally change his pfp to be one of him and Shane. To piss Ilya off Hayden also changes his pfp to him and Shane. Cue different NHL players slowly changing their pfp to photos of them and Shane. It basically becomes and unspoken trend that when you enter the NHL you need to get a photo with Shane Hollander to change your pfp as a right of passage.
Heated Rivalry β 1x06 β€· COMING OUT (part 1/2)
(sources below)