a goddess of life, a queen of death.

In a perfect world, doppelganger Claudia is happily in love with doppelganger Madeleine, and they live in an adorable small apartment together, are safe and sound, and, most importantly, alive.

I have an idea and will revisit this.

imagine being on twitter debating dumb shit right now when you could be talking about cock on tumblr

the weather determines if I’m going to be evil

someone write a fanfic one direction style where lestat’s lawyer sells him to the owner of the hotel he trashed because somehow lestat is broke and has no money and has to work off his debt and lestat goes to see this tom pitt he now belongs to just for his (ex) husband mr du lac to show up instead (they of course end up fucking nasty style three chapters later)