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i wish i could float in the pool for my entire life

i am afraid of all modes of transportation. do not drive your car next to mine. do not put me on an airplane. do not put me on a boat. trains and rail things are fine though

saying boyfriend and girlfriend feels so childish we are grown ass people who have been together for 6 years but partner feels like im appropriating something but we also are not married so what do you even call each other

it makes me sooo sad that ferrets cannot have peanut butter because taz would love peanut butter and im sad i cant give it to him

every time i give tonka a bath i rub a little bit of coconut oil all over him because he has sensitive skin and gets a little too dried out if i dont oil him up and now he smells yummy like a coconut

did i lose my sparkle or am i just no longer a teenager who drank and did drugs and had no impulse control and was running around town at 11pm with bad influence friends every night