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i currently have a 101.3% in my global health and disease class at midterms. i can literally do anything i want if i just choose to do it and stick to it

someone just called me (wrong number) and said hi janet and i was like im not janet and he goes do you drive the amish and im like nooope i dont. hope he finds janet

boyfriend sends me kerdly posts #winninginlife

*digs period out from under fingernail after itching pussy*

the cheat code to being hungry is to just spam watermelon and cucumbers but its so lame to have to go to the store and buy some every two days

okay the local (if you can call a 100 mile radius local) news is showing a bunch of people passing out and dying from the heat today so i think i will nottttt be going to the 4th of july celebration tomorrow. those are normal people who can regulate their temperature and sweat. I cant do that i think if i spend more than 15 minutes outside i will die