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going to breakfast with my grandpa 🥰 and telling him about how disgusting my brother is to see if that will help expedite the moving process

my new house is going to be so clean that people will walk in the door and say "wow your house is so clean and smells so good even though there are ferrets in here and even your ferrets smell so good" and then theyll walk into my bathroom and say "not only is your bathroom the cutest bathroom ive ever seen but it doesnt stink and theres not piss everywhere and everything is spotless and its organized so well i love your bathroom and i love you"

i am so pissed off bro. my brother was away for 4 days on a trip to canada. there was no piss on the toilet seat. i didnt have to get a new roll of toilet paper once. now that hes home? not a single roll of toilet paper left in the bathroom, piss sprayed across the entirety of the toilet seat, puddles of water all over the floor, blood splattered up the mirror. i have got to get the fuck out of here faster

no intenta llamar la atención pero igual lo hace

bro everywhere i go theres thinspo and body checks the world is trying to tell me to relapse

got in the pool and floated around for a while. can they make a bed that's just a pool and a raft. beds arent doing it for me anymore i wake up hurting worse than i did the night before