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slinger's obsession with me is sort of endearing... i'm always on his mind... he follows me wherever he can find me... he has an account dedicated to me.... it's like he's my not so secret admirer

does anyone else ever get scared when they have to poop somewhere that isn't their own house. it's like torture to me

why do people come into my store and buy like 5 purses at a time. i only have 2 bags one is to bring to work and one is to bring everywhere else. and i move my inhaler and anxiety meds inbetween them whenever i go different places depending on what bag i need. wouldn't it get very tiring to move all your stuff into a new bag all the time

one thing ive realized working in retail is like. nobody really actually gives a shit if youre bad with social cues theyll just kinda look at you funny and move on and sometimes, very rarely, laugh at you a little bit. which is not bad at all. but old people really like to get worked up about it sometimes

i'm happy big and sexually normal

goodwill radio has to be paid for by rihanna or something because every 4th song is a rihanna song and sometimes they play right after one another