hey

I know tom knocked on the bathroom door in the plane, said “pissing all by yourself, handsome?” killing logan instantly

i want so badly to be more offline but alas the siren call of images

the world is built on mundane ppl with extremly passionate and niche intrests BTW

actually it's built on evil

no i think thats a you thing. peace and love forever

autism burnout barbie

Kink isn’t shameful because of the weird sex stuff. That part’s rad. It’s shameful because it is technically improv. 

I’M IN HYSTERICS

text-to-audio reenactment posts like this are the absolute best part of this site.

oh, so murdering my husband on his return from troy after he sacrificed our daughter to Artemis makes me the bad guy??? god forbid women do anything  🙄

well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive

oh it’s ms.

*survives the horrors by being such a silly goofy guy that my presence fundamentally changes the genre*