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Reblog if you're still in 2013

what ever happened to personality!!! i want decorative towels that arent boring!!! i want NOVELTY!! i want people to come over to my house and look at my trinkets and immediately think this lady is a wacko and also her stuff is haunted

i think we can all agree who the REAL star of psycho (1960) was …….

society is fucked up because we don’t wear gauntlets and drink elixirs anymore

im not a people pleaser anymore im a huge cunt now

me after setting one (1) boundary

not to be dramatic but life is feeling a lot like that time Edward broke up with Bella in twilight and Stephenie made all the chapters during the break up empty pages with just “September.” “October.” “November.” written at the top

y’all ever remember something extremely embarrassing and just feel horrible about it

Pro Tip: Try to think of something embarrassing some else has done. You probably can't. Which means no one else remembers the cringe thing you did.

wait that actually helps so much

did march fucking happen

march is fucking happening?

Lord Almighty hows it still march

THAT PART.