wowsers

god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home

i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

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am i even mentally ill or am i just living in some kind of infinite torture chamber that would make anyone like this

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

imo the pov character should be lying to themselves and concealing shit from themselves constantly

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exactly, bestie. Exactly

what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

*at the club, yelling over the music* tonight is like a saw movie!

What am I gonna do with my one wild and precious life omg it can’t be phone in bed forever