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seeing people say "this trope has been done to death" as if that's ever stopped anyone from eating bread. BREAD HAS BEEN DONE TO DEATH FOR LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF YEARS AND WE STILL WANT MORE BREAD. write your chosen one AU. write your coffee shop meet-cute. write your 47th iteration of "there was only one bed" because guess what??? we're still hungry.

Well, we DIDN'T raise minimum wage and prices still went up, so what now?

i have a suggestion

me too

You wouldn’t think that flamingoes are extremophiles just from looking at them. It’s like somebody tried to build the vertebrate equivalent of that fungus that lives inside nuclear reactors, and ended up with a gangly pink dinosaur with a spoon for a face.

….. Didn’t know most of that

Huh… so that’s why zoos don’t put them somewhere warm during winter.

Some species of flamingo actually subsist almost entirely on a diet of bacteria! In other words, there is a species of dinosaur that eats only bacteria and lives in lakes so toxic they would kill almost anything else—and it is best known to the average person as a kitschy lawn decoration.

Oops! Just put her in an air fryer and set it to 400°F for 10 minutes!

deez that's fucking horrible. im so sick of your shockposting. air fyer needs AIR around the thing you're cooking, if you pack it too full the top just burns. typical air fryers even large ones do not have sufficient capacity for a housecat . and 10 minutes is definitely not enough. you need to achieve an internal temperature of 165°F for it to be safe to consume. quit spreading misinformation

I still ate her anyways. If I get salmonella then we'll that's just how the cock crumbles.

bird flu 😢😢😢

they tend to do that

woww way to take a serious thing for gramted. millikns of cats dir of bird flu daily and i savr one bi-yearly and youre joking. ugh.

bird flew

duh. of course. they do that.

its true

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.