Official Bird Flu Posts

Oops! Just put her in an air fryer and set it to 400°F for 10 minutes!

deez that's fucking horrible. im so sick of your shockposting. air fyer needs AIR around the thing you're cooking, if you pack it too full the top just burns. typical air fryers even large ones do not have sufficient capacity for a housecat . and 10 minutes is definitely not enough. you need to achieve an internal temperature of 165°F for it to be safe to consume. quit spreading misinformation

I still ate her anyways. If I get salmonella then we'll that's just how the cock crumbles.

bird flu 😢😢😢

they tend to do that

woww way to take a serious thing for gramted. millikns of cats dir of bird flu daily and i savr one bi-yearly and youre joking. ugh.

bird flew

duh. of course. they do that.

its true

false actually. they get terminally ill :o

Oops! Just put her in an air fryer and set it to 400°F for 10 minutes!

deez that's fucking horrible. im so sick of your shockposting. air fyer needs AIR around the thing you're cooking, if you pack it too full the top just burns. typical air fryers even large ones do not have sufficient capacity for a housecat . and 10 minutes is definitely not enough. you need to achieve an internal temperature of 165°F for it to be safe to consume. quit spreading misinformation

I still ate her anyways. If I get salmonella then we'll that's just how the cock crumbles.

bird flu 😢😢😢

they tend to do that

woww way to take a serious thing for gramted. millikns of cats dir of bird flu daily and i savr one bi-yearly and youre joking. ugh.

bird flew

duh. of course. they do that.

Oops! Just put her in an air fryer and set it to 400°F for 10 minutes!

deez that's fucking horrible. im so sick of your shockposting. air fyer needs AIR around the thing you're cooking, if you pack it too full the top just burns. typical air fryers even large ones do not have sufficient capacity for a housecat . and 10 minutes is definitely not enough. you need to achieve an internal temperature of 165°F for it to be safe to consume. quit spreading misinformation

I still ate her anyways. If I get salmonella then we'll that's just how the cock crumbles.

bird flu 😢😢😢

they tend to do that

woww way to take a serious thing for gramted. millikns of cats dir of bird flu daily and i savr one bi-yearly and youre joking. ugh.

Oops! Just put her in an air fryer and set it to 400°F for 10 minutes!

deez that's fucking horrible. im so sick of your shockposting. air fyer needs AIR around the thing you're cooking, if you pack it too full the top just burns. typical air fryers even large ones do not have sufficient capacity for a housecat . and 10 minutes is definitely not enough. you need to achieve an internal temperature of 165°F for it to be safe to consume. quit spreading misinformation

I still ate her anyways. If I get salmonella then we'll that's just how the cock crumbles.

bird flu 😢😢😢

Oops! Just put her in an air fryer and set it to 400°F for 10 minutes!

deez that's fucking horrible. im so sick of your shockposting. air fyer needs AIR around the thing you're cooking, if you pack it too full the top just burns. typical air fryers even large ones do not have sufficient capacity for a housecat . and 10 minutes is definitely not enough. you need to achieve an internal temperature of 165°F for it to be safe to consume. quit spreading misinformation

I still ate her anyways. If I get salmonella then we'll that's just how the cock crumbles.

oh yeah my head has been hurting like. since mid june. whats up with that..

Please keep yourself inside. Bird flu is no joke.

my fucking ear HURTS fuckkkk

i heard that's a symptom of the bird flu :P

well idk what was going on in april but i have this electric fan (white; damaged) blowing at me that sometimes goes into my ears. and it does hurt them. so. this is actually kinda relatable. thank you yharon calamity mod.

wait wait wait why does your fan hurt your ears when it blows into them. Is the fan air that cold?? Or that strong???

its just blowing into them. it isnt cold. its not that strong either really. it's just. if you blow air into someone's ear for a while it's gonna start hurting eventually.

i guess that's true yaeh

just take them out and give em the old toothbrush treatment. should work fine after that

hello?? what?? are you brushing your ears with a toothbrush??

my fucking ear HURTS fuckkkk

i heard that's a symptom of the bird flu :P

well idk what was going on in april but i have this electric fan (white; damaged) blowing at me that sometimes goes into my ears. and it does hurt them. so. this is actually kinda relatable. thank you yharon calamity mod.

wait wait wait why does your fan hurt your ears when it blows into them. Is the fan air that cold?? Or that strong???

its just blowing into them. it isnt cold. its not that strong either really. it's just. if you blow air into someone's ear for a while it's gonna start hurting eventually.

my fucking ear HURTS fuckkkk

i heard that's a symptom of the bird flu :P

well idk what was going on in april but i have this electric fan (white; damaged) blowing at me that sometimes goes into my ears. and it does hurt them. so. this is actually kinda relatable. thank you yharon calamity mod.

Meow

seeing my mutuals on youtube shorts is fucking terrifying. it could happen to any of us. i feel like a character in a horror movie where the creature is lurking in the shadows waiting to pounce. and the creature is other sites

i should say seeing unyielding silence is both the least surprising and the most terrifying because i know that things sense of humor. i know if i mention it it WILL reblog my stupid posts. that leaves me very susceptible to the creatures attacks

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grabs broom. GET. GET GODDAMMIT.

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This post is… EDIBLE!!!

goddammit i’ve got an infestation

munchmunchmunch

hits you with broom. STOP EATING MY GODDAMN POST!!!!!

EXACTLY

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ITS BEEN FOREVER WHY ARE YOU COMING BACK TO THIS POST ITS BEEN OUT FOR TOO LONG ITS MOLDY NOW

i hope you all get mold poisoning

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are you just determined to ruin my notifications every other month or what

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please keep your posts inside. mould is no joke.

Every time you reblog a post from me you basically grope my ass btw.

I shouldn't have to determine my posts between "OOC" or "Not" because I am?? Always?? Satan?? I am satan???