trying on a metaphor

blake kathryn
DEAR READER
Three Goblin Art

if i look back, i am lost

@theartofmadeline
todays bird
noise dept.
wallacepolsom
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

#extradirty

shark vs the universe
d e v o n

Janaina Medeiros
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
taylor price
almost home
Xuebing Du
seen from Malaysia
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@aliceofmay

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A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.
#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus
I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious
A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)
Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.
> turns on my computer
> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default
> opens my email
> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default
> launches a software
> disables a new AI fea
99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!
FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME
BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND
PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING
Happy Pride, cave dwellers 🦇

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I love you, vintage gay Pikachu. You’ll find the boy for you, I promise.
Papa made me a bandana boy. Is it cute or is Papa evil criminal?
Cute
Jail for Papa
I still think Papa is criminal, but I am a man of fashion and also democracy. So, community service for Papa instead
Is community service giving you an extra can of wet food?
How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic
don’t ask chatgpt I can lie to you for free
hello mizuthe-chat how many provinces are there in the united states
wow this feels like it's less than it should be but I'll believe you if you provide visual evidence like a map
Of course! Let’s dive in—the seven different provinces of the United States of America are: The Beast Coast, Luigiana, Better Wisconsin, Minigan, Long California, Texas, and Canada+!

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the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features
far far away idol would never happen now
"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess
top 5 horror movies
-having a job
-not having a job
-applying for jobs
-the job market
-the concept of working my whole life

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Beyblade heavyweight division
This is the most unsafe thing I've seen in a while
@osha-unofficial
back in the 60s they let you do this on airplanes
I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.