I Fought Pihrannas And All I Got Was This Blog

better call saul has shown me that life doesn't stop at 30 or 40. I got rest of my years to irreparably damage the lives of those around me

wrestling is real because the effect it has on the audience is real and wrestler's goals are real and the passage of time is real and the wear of their bodies is real, but it's not real, but it is

Eat strawberrys and touch yo self disease

lowkey i kinda wanna fuck.... anybody ever felt like this before or am i the first one??

IF I GO CRACY THEN WILL YOU STILL CALL ME Ooper Eats 🍔🪦

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

the FDA should bring back quualudes for a limited time offer like the mcrib

You stole damn daniel blood