Aliawin

only the true king could remove the sword from the stone…. no one else could…… they didn’t have…. arthurization

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”

accidentally forgot to lock in for the past 43 months

Let me examine closer *my eyes turn purple and blaze with spiritual power* oh yeah no that's an egret not a heron, it's got black legs

take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

EVEN THE FUCKING MUSIC OH MY LORD

steps out of the shower completely dry after parrying every drop of water with my bathroom greatsword

Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself