A.F.I

Why is this the type of humor I enjoy

who did this

I am broken as a person and I don’t even care

Orem police department said FUCK BLUE LIVES!!!!!!!!!!

You are the owner of a magic backpack; every morning you stick your hand in and it contains exactly what you need for the day. One morning it contains a gun.

but isnt this the plot of Dora the Explorer

Swiper ain’t swiping no more

1-800-AREYOUSLAPPIN

This is glorious.

I will always reblog this

MY FUCKING FACE WHEN I REALIZED WHAT SONG THEY’RE PLAYING.

THIS IS THE BEST OH MY GOD

I was like idk I don’t know it then I was like WAIT WHAT

so good

Excuse me it 14 year old BABY??

Speaks volumes

14-year-old baby…?

“This 168-month baby commited a cwime uwu”

AND HIS IDENTITY WAS PROTECTED