girls will literally perform witchcraft to avoid texting first

“Hi baby” and suddenly all is right with the world

products are so bad now that i have to do approximately 8 hours of research before i buy anything

I wanna hold hands and do that little swing thing

need someone to scratch my back until i fall asleep

the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

anti-survival horror where you're desperately trying to die but everyone is keeping you alive

hamster simulator

[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus

I CANNOT wash another plate i swear

The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol

can i call you back im doing something weird

I just don’t caaaarreee. I don’t care. But I care a lot though I care SO much. But also I just don’t care at all and never have. But also I do and always will. Hope that helps

What’s crazy is you can just meet someone and have no idea they’re going to change your life forever

tbh you seem like you were crafted out of fate and neglect