Ali's Delivery Service

I LOVE BED

I LOVE PILLOW

I LOVE BLANKEY

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JAIL

And this is my favorite post on this app

@mx-moonlight

the real secret to zuko's redemption arc is the month he spent working in public food service

bad blood by bastille was literally insane. a song about Pompeii AND a song about Laura palmer AND a song about icarus. things we lost in the fire???? wtf was this guy on. possessed by a modern day library of alexandria. daniel in the den.. bro experienced one single past life regression then asked david lynch to interpret it

I'd say it was because they were accurately rendering the bulge, but if they're clipping through, that clearly can't be the case either.

Even if they wanted the bulges to be meticulously accurate, the sensible approach would have been to include a hidden penis size slider in the mesh for the trousers. That way, you could render the trousers with a bulge of appropriate dimensions baked into the mesh and simply switch the penis off whenever it's fully covered; it'd be hugely computationally cheaper than doing fabric simulation to determine the bulge dimensions dynamically, you'd save on running needless penis physics calculations whose results will never be seen by the player, and there'd be no risk of penis clipping. The way they currently seem to be doing it is just sloppy penis optimisation.

giving my girlfriend sloppy penis optimization

I’m a cis man sure but i also wanna opt out of the gender binary. None of that shit is my fault or my responsibility and i don’t want any part of it

You get on the bus and then everyone does the Flintstones thing

love how quickly my brain goes from “no more wasting money on doordash” to “but i’m a special boy who deserves calzones”

Hank Green making his sexual orientation publicly known during pride month but only to clarify that he's not into Ryan Reynolds and in response to a "go piss girl" meme of all things... honestly extremely bisexual of him