linkedin is the world's most popular roleplaying site & everyone on there is playing basically the same character

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

it's fine i don't even need to be part of social groups or friend groups anyway (giant hole appears in my chest spontaneously) ? what's that

Instead of going to work tomorrow why don’t we all just dig a really deep hole

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

i scrute the milkfish

no your boyfriend cannot come. if you put him in front of me i’m killing him

oh so some people can just listen to a song and understand the lyrics

what if you’re all lying

it’s important people are learning about their menstrual cycles for sure like amazing but then you guys made it a divine feminine thing and made a new way to get weird about being horny so like

sashimi rolling, they hating