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@alchemistalph
For any relocated TikTok users
you can say sex and kill its fine
If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot
theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them
follower count doesnt matter
tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At
no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is
block anyone that annoys you even a little bit
And most importantly:
post cringe
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when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job
this is why i keep my skin closed at all times.
youâŚ.. you whatÂ
IF SOKKA LET HIS HAIR DOWN HEâD GET JUST AS MUCH HYPE AS ZUKO
name a badder bitch. Iâll wait
weâre going to have to call smut âlemonsâ again, arenât we?Â
LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!
oh you sweet summer childÂ
When you tell your friend a really bad pun;
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I just want to help out all the people with no money but i am people with no money
Miphaâs Grace.Â
Yes, come on in!
Yes, yes, come in to my cabin, watch your step please.
You Have A Lovely Hombe
Thank you, Horace. Sit, make yourself at hombe. Or would you like to play a game of Billiards in my special room over here?
Oh I Just Love To Play Balls
Weâll get along splendidly, then.
Some wine?
Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams.
Well I Just Love Creams. Well They Taste Good. And. Oh The Texture An-
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*ShrnfâŚ*
Smells Of Steel.
*All pretense and friendly affect is dropped, eyes fixing coldly on the boar*
*Advances*
Well I Simply Knew All A Long
*And Horace Delivers A Series Of Funny Kicks And Rageful SMACKS To The Assailantâs Solar Plexus And Hip Bones*
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DEFLâŚAAAAâŚa.aaâŚ.aaatingâŚ.
Hm Hm Hm That Aought To Teach You Scoundrel
*Horace Turns His Handsome Snout To Face YOU*
Rememboar: Dont Go In A Strangorâs House Or Something I Forget
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My therapist asked me what I thought my abusive ex was up to nowadays, and apparently âthe fuck do I know,and the fuck do I care?â Is the right answer
Why did this get so many notes
Because weâre proud of you.
I AM strong, but fuck Iâm exhausted.
Someone told my ex-dad (not a sex thing; he just disowned me) that Iâm trans and now heâs threatening to come to work and make a scene, and I know I should be upset, but like. Whatâs he gonna say exactly? And to whom? Because imagining a haggard and likely shitfaced Pennsylvania construction worker barging through the grocery store like, âHEY!!! THAT BROAD-HIPPED 5'3â EFFEMINATE KID WITH THE CONSPICUOUSLY BIZARRE NAME WHO SPEAKS IN A CARTOONISHLY AFFECTED CARICATURE OF MASCULINITY AINâT GOT NO DICK!!! YOU GONNA BUY SCRATCH OFF TICKETS FROM SOME KINDA DICKLESS ABOMINATION??â is wild. Whatâs it going to accomplish? Or is he gonna call my manager? âHELLO, IâD LIKE TO REPORT A FRAUD IN YOUR DELI DEPARTMENT. THERE IS NOT SAUSAGE AS ADVERTISED.â What the fuck.
Odds are heâs more embarrassed of having a trans ex-kid than I am of being outed at work, so what if I go to his job and tell everyone Iâm trans first? What then, coward?
Thatâs such a power move.
This is exactly the struggle Iâm having with my own mother right now and honestly? i sort of did that, but at the church i grew up in. my mom was like âoh so what if i tell the whole church youre transâ as if she had forgotten that nearly everyone who goes to my church is actually gay, like elderly retired gay couples, so i was like âhaha okay,â and told everyone.
And lemme just say, watching a 5'2", 87 year old gay man stop my mother mid-sentance to say âActually, I think he prefers to go by Aiden now.â was the BIGGEST dick energy ive ever seen.
Oh my God
Shout out to all my straight sisters Iâm so sorry đ
Jesus, leave his ass.
We learn fast to be very kind and attentive, tho.
My mom, who got her degree in Marriage and Family Counseling when she was 60, says studies show that women will sometimes sometimes leave a long term relationship to live on their own for a while before seeking a new relationship, but men will almost never leave a long term relationship without having a new relationship either in progress or just beginning. They donât want to give up the caretaker they have without another one on deck or in the wings.
This is so sad
This isnt cute or quirky. This means hes a fucking hopeless user
Please date a man who actually acts like an adult.
Ok I lived with my ex for 2 years and he literally wouldnât be able to get his own food if I wasnât at home, Iâd get home from work and heâd be angry at me for âmaking him starveâ
My current partner has lived on his own for 8 years and the absolute most I have to help him with is maybe sending him $20 so he can make a bill payment on time
It made me realise for 2-4 years I wasnât a girlfriend I was a fucking mother
Men who have been independent are capable of reverting if given the slightest excuse. When we married, my ex husband was 10 years older than me and had lived on his own for 8ish years. Yet (and I allowed this until I finally got fed up and took us to counseling) I did 80% of the cooking, because I was better at it. Same with the cleaning, shopping, social planning, etc.
After I left, in the first six months I got texts or calls asking me to please tell him:
The online banking password (dude, I left you, you should really change that)
Where I ordered his special-wecial organic underwear
Where the good cutting board was (my dad gave it to us at our wedding, genius, I took it with me along with the rest of the stuff from my family)
What brand butter we bought
What brand of local kielbasa we bought
Who his doctor was
What RMV office had the shortest lines
Where the old tax returns were (in the fucking box labeled tax returns)
The phone number for his best friend
I shit you not.
Then he had a heart attack (mild) and none of his family or friends were around to take him to the hospital. But instead of calling 911, he called me, who by then lived 45 minutes away. He lived 5 minutes from an EMS dispatch location. He called me, despite the fact that he didnât believe me 8 months prior when I was feeling suicidal and I had to call a cab to go alone to check myself into the hospital for a 72-hour hold. I told him to call 911, hung up on him when he whined about âmaking a fussâ, called 911, called his siblings and then texted them âyour brother is having a heart attack, I called 911 for him, come home,â and washed my hands of it.
Emotionally vacant men who wonât do household labor or emotional labor are not Nazis, but they arenât good people, either, and you donât have to put up with their shit.
Millennial women of Tumblr, please read this post.
And then please: make the decision for yourself to never stay with a man who expects you to be his mother and servant.
heyy uh guys uhhhhhhhhh fuckignÂ
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when youâre trying to write and your last two functioning brain cells start yelling at each other
Just stroking my duckâŚ.
Heâs staring at me
