weary wings laid to rest

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

Excuse me 😊 I Need YourHelp 🙁You Need to Kill Me

i love characters who are inauthentic. characters who have an ever-present mask on, who deflect everything with humor, who struggle so much with being serious and vulnerable. characters who always have a joke or a flirtation ready, anything to distract from what’s actually going on underneath. characters who only let their guard down around certain people that they trust to not immediately abandon or ridicule them. characters who always hide their true selves because they’re afraid their true self is not worthy or deserving of love. characters who are inauthentic because they don’t believe anyone would want to be around their authentic self.

everything is getting worse and thats why it's SO so important that we have fun and hang out and play and im being serious im being unimaginable amounts of serious

yes, babe, you’re sick and twisted, will you come back to bed- what? yes, of course you’re evil and irredeemable. now can you please cuddle with me

"you understand" is a common phrase exchanged between perverts

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

let’s all crash our cars into walls

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