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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@goodbyeomelas
do something to prev
shave them bald
put them in the timeloop
they must find your pages
trapped in mirror dimension
let them loose into the wild
introduce them somewhere else as an invasive species
put a plastic bag in their enclosure
fill them with milk and throw against the wall
turn them into marketable plushie
remove them from reality
study them in a petri dish
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For the month of Halloween, we meet Shakespeare's most feared bird.
@goodbyeomelas this was written for you
Holy shit, that is some GORGEOUS art
@goodbyeomelas
Is prev knight-coded or liege-coded?
Knight
Liege
Jester/Nuance/Prev is Bald
You gotta reblog and put in the tags so prev knows what you picked! And so your followers can liege-/knight-code you, too!
embroidery from peacockandpinecones my friends and I have been losing our minds over all morning.
@goodbyeomelas
No! What???? NOOOOOOOO OH MY GOD
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who are your parasocial enemies, like mine are andrew lloyd webber and butch hartman
Friends. Monsterfuckers. Tumblrites.
I am not a monsterfucker, but I do believe in their beliefs. Your beliefs, probably. And, comrades, I am deeply disappointed in you all.
Kaiju No. 8 handed you a mysterious dual-wielding twink who has to brat-tame an alien horror from.... you know what, that's not important, an alien horror who is absolutely gagging for it, and if the vampire-toothed tsundere doesn't dom the absolute hell out of and/or establish a mutually understanding relationship with the betentacled monstrosity, the world will actually end.
Thirty-two works? Pathetic. HOW is this not sixteen different tags and a subtrope yet. WHAT are you people doing. Let's GO.
your username is predicting the way you die, is it bad?
yes
no
hard to understand
results
height check. how tall are you people in my phone
Imma do this because I’m fucking bored.
What’s your url?
Now take away any and all numbers (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0), take away the letters F, Z, M, Q, L, H, B, T, P, E, A, Y, S, B, D, and X, take away all dashes (-),
What’s your new fucked up version of your url?
crustycreature
crucrur
for anyone who has a hard time figuring out which letters to take away, here they are in alphabetical order (dyslexia gang rise up)
A, B, D, E, F, H, L, M, P, Q, S, T, X, Y, Z
anyway nice to meet yall im rocvrir now which is KIND OF BALLER
ornwig
Sounds like the name of a Minecraft speedrunner or something
springstarfangirl → ringrngir
That's actually not half bad.
That's kinda funny ngl
assigned murloc at textpost
let's
gooo
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ok my partner finally made me watch K-Pop Demon Hunters, and my fucking KINGDOM if I could see Jinu try and train four random-ass demons to be a boy band IS THAT WHY NONE OF THEM SAY FUCKALL
my favorite thing right now is how mad the official french language people are that parts of african languages are getting mixed into french
a huge percentage of the world's french speakers are in africa, and language evolves, so there's a lot of african phrases and speech patterns being incoorperated into french. the french language academy is losing their shit because european french people pick up african french from social media and are ruining the fancy shmancy purity of the language. it's hilarious
the best part of this post is the french people responding with rants about how much they fucking loath l'académie française
Listening to a podcast
"Let's take a word from our sponsor."
*Skip ahead a minute* "You can-"
*Skip ahead a minute* "Use code-"
*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"
*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"
*Skip ahead a minute* "T-shirts-"
*Skip ahead a minute* "Motherfuck-"
*Go back 15 seconds*
Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?
shout out siobhan thompson, master code breaker
i see posts here about how people are so mortified when they are acknowledged as being a regular customer somewhere that they never return. cowards. the employees at taco bell treat me like a celebrity. like royalty. i am their strange little pet customer who gets traded along as staff comes and goes. they know my car before i even speak in the drive-thru speaker. today i was 2 hours late and she ran over and squealed that she "thought i'd left them!" and that she "made my order with extra love!" and you what, she did
it's funny that this is getting notes again, because last night i went to the thai place in my neighborhood. it's run by a family and during covid times i ate there literally almost every day. later i cut back on eating out so much and hadn't been there in two years but last night we went and ate inside for the first time ever and the owner ran over to say hello and ask how i was, and repeated our old regular order. it was sweet. it's so easy to feel like you are an island, but stuff like this reminds you that you are part of a community.
Being a regular is fucking awesome. I've only had that status a few times, but I always feel kind of honored. These people see humans all day every day, and they remembered me?! And not for something bad (as far as I can tell)! I'm flattered af!
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I saw a post and it made me think so now im curious
do you find it embarrassing to talk about your ocs? if yes, why?
yes
no
fuck, it sure is
That’s fucking hilarious
