"Because I said so" straight up isn't as good an answer as you think it is.
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@alanmoritz13
"Because I said so" straight up isn't as good an answer as you think it is.

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The Fears
Pixel art for The Magnus Archives :。・:*:・゚’★ please don’t repost or edit 。・:*:・゚’★ Available on redbubble and as cross stitch patterns on kofi!!
Can I request a sketch of Viggo getting into Hiccup’s personal space? Wanted or unwanted, romantic or threatening, I don’t mind!
Thank you so much! 💖
(combining both of these because i think they mesh well together! thank you both for these requests, they were fun to think about!)
viggo absolutely adores hiccup's personal space, maybe even more than hiccup himself does. ✨ and hey, sometimes when you're a chief, you forget that your ex-rival/redeemed villain/foe-turned-into-ally/bodyguard/thegn/knight/maces-and-talons-buddy/guy-that-constantly-calls-you-"my dear" shouldn't be standing that close to you, yk?
(also have a version with viggo with his burned scars below. i don't understand his canon armour/design, so i'm staying with my redesign for him for both these versions, too... also because i like him wearing an earring LOL)
it's been a while since i posted any art (sowwy), so have a vigcup thegn au wip i might not finish, featuring viggo being absolutely down bad for his chief/king :)
the world cup is over for brazilian!hiccup, but at least norwegian!hiccup is still going strong. they really got our asses there, fuck

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The best time-travel Tomarry fics are universally
Tom Riddle: Harry is a master mind of deception. He knows too much. He’s a threat to my carefully laid plans. I need to uncover his secret and get him under my control.
Harry Potter Peverell: Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I have no idea what I am doing!
Bonus points if Harry is like fighting demons trying to work out the whole Master of Death thing and Grindewald is up his ass about it. He’s catnip for dark lords after all.
Holy shit, I'm not bisexual. I am sapphic and asexual. Omg O.M.G
That's why I've never felt sexual attraction. For years I've been forcing myself thinking something is not right with me. Well... Sometimes I can be quite slow. Maybe it's because I'm used to over-sexualized society. I'm used to seeing people talking about sex, drooling over celebrities, and saying things like "oh my god, they're so hot"(which I could not fathom. The fuck you mean by "hot"). It's so ingrained in my brain that I've started to believe there's something wrong with me. I've been afraid of relationships since I was a child, because in my eyes, it all boiled down to sex. I believed that no matter what one day I will have to engage in sex. I must. All people have sex at some point, all people want it. Even after discovering aces I did not consider myself to be one of them. I just thought "they're cool, but I'm not ace, I'm just broken".
Until it fucking clicked
I'm wishing a very Happy Pride Month to all the queer people who:
are disabled
are chronically ill
can't celebrate for health reasons
disability gets in the way of their gender representation
disability got in the way of a relationship
don't have anyone to celebrate with
have homophobic caretakers
Happy Pride Month to all disabled queer people
If you're comfortable accusing anyone of faking disability, you're not a real ally to disabled people
One time when I was a kid a group of girls and I had to treat another student for hypothermia by ourselves because she had so many invisible health issues that the adults we asked for help didn't believe us. The student in question was actively hallucinating. When I finally ran for help the people I grabbed were slow as shit to respond, casually joking about how "dramatic" the person in question was.
The kid was picked up by an ambulance 30 minutes later.
Now as an adult working in security I get SO MANY folks- upper-middle aged mostly- coming to me to 'rat out' people they think are faking it.
I was once sent into a bathroom because a client demanded that the "fucker won't get out, so go drag them out"- I was NEVER going to do that, so I did a wellness check instead. You know who it was? A person recently released from the hospital after a car accident. They had a hole in their skull and major hearing loss. They couldn't answer the owner because they couldn't HEAR the owner.
Another time about a homeless man who got around town by kicking the ground from his wheelchair. "You know he doesn't actually need that thing, his legs work fine, it's just for pity points"- Oh, so he's not paralyzed, his wheelchair is performative? Funny story Dale, I actually know that guy, he was backed over by a truck and has chronic pain from his shattered pelvis. But sure, let's make him stand up and walk everywhere so nobody feels too bad for him and tries to help him or something.
"She doesn't need that scooter, I've seen her get out of it."
"Look how fat he is, because he just rides around and refuses to get up."
"She doesn't really need that cane- she comes here without it all the time"
Sincerely, truly, from the bottom of my heart- as someone who isn't physically disabled but hears this shit all the time- fuck off
The last few months have been tough. Actually, I've been feeling shitty for a lot longer, but my condition has recently worsened. So I decided to watch some edits radiating with a trans joy. I kid you not, I got so excited seeing trans folks happy that I snapped out of my dissociation I've been in for two fucking years.
✨Holy pride month✨

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Modern au 👀👀
hiccup horrendous haddock the iii and his terrible horrible no good very bad (???) guardian that he definitely doesn't see
the contortionist shit in question
In the hijack discord we got talking about what the Hairy Hooligan tartan could be like. I then realised that I, a scot, have never drawn Hiccup in a kilt, which is a sin as that should be my purpose in life, like it’s my responsibility to do this and to go ALL OUT. So I crafted a tartan specifically for Berk, and then made this - Scottish Hiccup with his traditional custom kilt, his kilt hose, a sgian dubh, his custom night fury scale sporran, ancient Celtic paint and his torc. SCOOOOTLAAAAAAND FORRREVVAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

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Day 3 : Somewhere Else
Where they are just peacefully taking a well deserved nap together ♥
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Am I permanently traumatized by The Magnus Archives? Cause I sure am and I love it