It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years

From now on this is how all petty fandom disputes should be settled.

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

The first attested cat in Japan was given to a young 9th century emperor and his diary about it includes such gems as 'I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.", "The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink.", "When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk." and "I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.” Basically posting about how his void is the best little void and so good at getting really round

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

love the genre of discourse that’s like “the world used to be [thing it never was] but now society is [I’m over thirty]”

Hmmm

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

my fav pokemon fact is that 25% of marill are canonically trans masc