Designated Cat Reblogger

how it's made episode showing a juice factory and the whole procedure is normal (fruits being juiced, mixing, deboning, etc) until suddenly you see an evil guy in a cape with a long moustache leering over a tank with a small vial and a dropper, and the narrator goes And This Is The Evil Man Who Adds A Little Bit Of Poison To Every Beverage On Earth. and then the man looks into the camera with an evil grin and goes The average human lifespan would be 200 years..... if not for me >:)

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

hey staff what the fuck

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

had a dream the new online buzzword was "qualityslop". people would say things like "you're only enjoying it because it's good"

this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is

it’s been 10 years since WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

harry potter urls get blocked and people reblogging my shit with their harry potter ships in the tags get blocked and dumbasses who have shit bios like "marauders and drarry 4ever but I think jkr is a big meaner don't worry" you're getting blocked and I'm shoving you in a locker