'Til The End Of The Line

We can't ibuprofen our way outta this one boys

This post was meant as a joke but it has come to my attention that literally none of us are ok

One time in 3rd grade I zoned out and I don't think I've ever zoned back in

Me, showing a man who makes 3 times my yearly salary how to save a Word document as a PDF

"why do you want this job" i literally don't

they really are out here wasting gold, copper, pcb, and all sorts of tech resources just to overcomplicate and Reinvent the Window

“yes, I’ve been wanting to read that!” I say with complete earnestness, as I proceed to ignore every opportunity I have to read it

“I’ve been meaning to read/watch/listen to that, but the stars are not in position, so I can’t do it yet”

no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s