making myself upset on purpose so that I can more effectively write the blorbos being upset: what the fuck
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@truly-sincerely
making myself upset on purpose so that I can more effectively write the blorbos being upset: what the fuck

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would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no
reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest
Personally I do think that sometimes non-hockey fans can end up mischaracterizing Shane and Ilya because they don't know enough about hockey/hockey playstyles
The Ilya we see in Heated rivalry would not be throwing the first punch, he's not an enforcer. Ilya is a star center and a Pest. He wouldn't be doing his job correctly if he was punching players every other game, it would end up with not enough ice time to let him be the playmaker he's paid to be.
But being a pest can be playmaking! Find a player to bait, emotionally push them just enough that they try to fight you, and then get the fuck out of there before the ref gives you both penalties. This gets your team the power play. There is probably someone on Ilya's line dedicated to helping him get out of the fights he starts, and finishing them for him!
I also think this is also something that Shane would respect. Ilya is good at it and it's a good strategy for his team. I don't think Shane would see it as some dirty tactic, because Shane probably thinks everyone with a brain can see it for what it is! He probably thinks everyone should be able to see that being an asshole is a tactic for Ilya, that it's something to ignore and not fall for, that it's a strategy and not personal beef.
I think Shane's more disappointed when a Metro falls for it. Shane sees it as Ilya set up a Looney Toons ass obvious trap and one of his teammates ran into it. Why be mad at Bugs Bunny when you can be mad at your defenceman for falling for a fucking Bugs Bunny trap.
And by the way in case whichever loser fuck hacked my account actually checks on me or may have known me, if I see you on the street I'm picking you up by the neck with both hands and crushing your windpipe like a coke can. It is on fucking sight you dweeb
there is so much to unpack in this clip

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Florida and California, on occasion, have a sort of rivalry, in the same way Chicago and New York have a rivalry.
Having grown up in the former: Florida is a miserable, sad place. It feels choked, the thick humid air feeling like a miasma. Florida is a cursed land. I think it was possible, if your vision was clear enough, to stand on its grounds a thousand years ago and see the problems of today, from Florida Man to Tort Reform. It is a land that never should've been built, the water of the swamp drained but not its black essence.
California is an Eden ruined by humanity. It is a living, 750 mile long proof that Man did not need a serpent in Eden: He could fall on His own, and Samson-like, bring down the temple with him. Every problem in California could be solved by human hands, and every problem in California is doubled, tripled, like a fractal of sin, across the state, by human hands.
Anyhow I'm a New Yorker
this is so stupid lmao
Layering my Short Skirt, Long Jacket (CAKE) over my White Tee (CORPSE) and Blue Jeans (Lana Del Ray) Knee Socks (Arctic Monkeys) and Blue Suede Shoes (Elvis) and then putting on my Raspberry Beret (Prince) before I head out to the Bard Olympics where I am disqualified for performance-enhancing power buffs. On my way home I am cast as a sassy but cute side character in an early 2010's Disney Channel original series. I look fresh as hell
The beginning
Just to clarify, Erik is clutching his mother's hair...
I don't draw kids often so I hope it just doesn't look like adult Erik with small body 😅 I had to dig up that photo of little Jim as a small reference point

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What if PHM crew survived
omggggg
that kitty really went
It’s actually so fascinating watching its eyes expand and dilate
These were too good to let stay hidden in the notes
First two have good trigger discipline. Not Notsomuch number three in line.
Number Three is ready to kill
i think if i asked peter thiel for 500 million dollars, and told him that my business plan was to spend 499 million of that on oil futures, and the remaining 1 million ordering the entire stock of pizza, burgers, fries, shakes, jamba juices, schitzels, fucking wetzels pretzels, the whole lot, within 50 miles of the pentagon, just to see if i could blow up the pentagon pizza index enough to move global oil markets 0.2% and recoup my losses... i think that if i asked him that, in those exact words, he would give me 1 billion dollars just to see if i could do it twice. and i would try. god forgive me i would try.
this is less about being smart and more about having some small pearl of evil lodged in the center of your being. you lack the evil pearl. thats okay. not all of us can be descendants of wicked oyster men.
#“descendents of the evil oyster man” wins the 2026 prize for “most baffling DNI”
An isterik comic; more below the cut

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Well...God gives his prettiest lords to his weakest soldiers
little stickers i made for some really cool people and little stickers i made for fun and could give out to some very cool people c:
one still hasnt arrived to its destination so i have to hide it