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This week im seeing colors on heat maps I’ve never even considered before

C’est pas la France a Macron c’est la France a ganondorf wallah même l’eau elle est dans le rouge

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

loud warning

Rolling on the floor sobbing and crying and losing my mind at “GET INSIDE THE VAAAAAAAAAAN”

they got married btw

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not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

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How is she doing this

Where’s the lie.

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

The only reason that September is that high up while being a 30 day month is because people fuck a lot on new year's eve and bada-bing, bada-boom you're there 9 month later

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

You're failing.

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano

FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN

ares is the god of war, not kratos

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN

I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore

op god of war is not official greek mythology lmao

Someone needs to read a Percy Jackson book

hey is this still post of the year or

NO

how's the hole op? want some snacks? a blanket? a shovel to dig yourself out?

I'D LIKE OUT NOW I THINK

ok cool. fair warning, this shovel only digs down and not up.

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom