almost home
if i look back, i am lost
shark vs the universe
KIROKAZE
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
occasionally subtle
Monterey Bay Aquarium
@theartofmadeline
Kaledo Art
Andulka
Jules of Nature
Product Placement
trying on a metaphor
#extradirty
Cosimo Galluzzi
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@incorrectk-pop
Explaining Ateez to non-atinys
San the cute one who becomes a demon on stage
Mingi the one in the trench coat
Yeosang the quiet kitten
Hongjoong the Korean minion
Yunho the adorable giant
Jongho the strongest maknae
Seonghwa the living embodiment of sin
Wooyoung the actual demon
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Nct at the company meeting
Sm: okay, so we are creating a new subunit consisting of Johnny, Yuta and Winwin. what should the name be?
Johnny: the no lines unit
Winwin: or the under appreciated ones
Yuta: or how about YOU JUST GIVE US MORE FUCKING LINES
Sm:
Mark: *raises hand hesitantly*
Sm: yes mark
Mark: so just to be clear, I’m not gonna be in this unit right?
Sm: no
Mark: thank fucking god
American interviewers: Is there a special someone in your life?
Every Kpop boy asked that:
If Exo title tracks were people
Obsession: I’m what monster wishes it could be
Monster: boy sit ur ass down, call me baby is still superior to us both
Call me baby: yet for some reason I’m always being left in the dust
Overdose: you’re always left in the dust? I think some people don’t even know I exist!
Kokobop: I have been so over played that exo-ls don’t even wanna listen to me anymore
Power: a b-side is better than me, how do you think I feel!
Tempo: people hate me and have convinced themselves that I’m a flop
Lotto: why would they think that?
Love shot: a lack of taste?
Growl: exactly
Incorrect MX texts
Hyungwon to Minhyuk: when will you finally use your brain cells?
Minhyuk: when people stop ignoring your high fives
Minhyuk: And we all know that’s never gonna happen so.....
Hyungwon:
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Incorrect Ateez texts
Seonghwa: if you need anything I’m available 24/6
Jongho: don’t you mean 24/7
Seonghwa: no Saturday’s are for date nights with Hongjoong
Incorrect Nct texts
Haechan: I’m so tired, Can one of you make me a cup of coffee?
Jaemin: I’ll make it
Haechan: I said I wanted coffee not a death sentence
Ateez Group Chat
Hongjoong, trying to flirt with Hwa: if you could feel my pulse right now it would feel just like a sledgehammer
Seonghwa: what?
Hongjoong: if you could take my heart beat now it would feel just like a sledgehammer
Seonghwa: are you ok? Do you need me to take you to a hospital?!!
Hongjoong: ...
Yeosang: You’re so fucking dense that it physically hurts me
Yunho: can we get an F in the chat for Hyung🤧
San: F
Mingi: F
Yunho: F
Yeosang:F
Wooyoung: F
Jongho: F
Hongjoong: 😔F
Seonghwa:*confused af* what did I say?
Kpop Fandoms pt9
Igot7: who is the most handsome ‘00 liner
Nctzen:*without hesitation* Jaemin
Stay:*scoffs* what are you talking about, it’s definitely Hyunjin
Moa: no it isn’t, it has to be Soobin
Atiny: y’all are tasteless it’s Seonghwa
[silence]
Moa: tf man....
Nctzen: he’s not a ‘00 liner
Stay: he’s a ‘98 liner
Atiny: I know that!! but he’s just so handsome~
Igot7: *face palm* why did I even think I could have a normal conversation with these clowns
Army:*mumbles* takes one to know one
Igot7: did you say something?
Army: *sips tea* nope
Incorrect Skz texts
Chan: what if plants are just waiting for us to decompose so that they can absorb us and are just giving us oxygen to keep us alive till the end, because our only purpose is to be their food
Felix: du-
Felix: dude are you okay?
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Incorrect Ateez texts
Jongho: I don’t think you’re that pretty
Yeosang: tastelessness is a disease. Get yourself treated as soon as possible
Sm: the biggest company in the industry
Also SM: cannot release an mv on time, delays it and makes millions of people wait🙈
Incorrect Ateez texts
San: *looks wooyoung deeply in the eyes,smiling*
Wooyoung: *blushing*
Yeosang: *chews a potato chip loudly*
Wooyoung: can’t you see we’re having a moment
Yeosang: and i should care because...
Incorrect Skz texts
Hyunjin: Channie~
Chan: what?
Hyunjin: have I told you how handsome you look today? Like you’re literally glowing
Chan: how much do you want?
Hyunjin: do you think so little of me? I’m offended
Chan:*drawls* oh really
Hyunjin: yep, I don’t want anything but if you insist ... can I have $50
Chan:
Kpop leaders at the dorms
Taeyong,to the other leaders: hey guys welcome to our dorms. Swearing isn’t allowed and we are very peaceful and-
Ten: Can you lower the fucking volume it’s way too damn loud
Haechan: Fuck no, you old hag
Ten: What did you just call me? you stupid brat!
Doyoung: Can you two just shut the fuck up, we have guests here for fucks sake!
Taeyong: *exasperated sigh*
Jaebum: it’s alright, at least they’re not as bad as my members
Taeyong: what could be worse than this?
Jaebum: trust me, you don’t wanna know
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Stray kids in hogwarts
Teacher: Han Jisung
Sorting Hat: GRYFFINDOR!!
Jisung: thank fuck, I’m not in the same house as Hwang’s crusty ass
Hyunjin: what did you just say! You wanna go bitch!!
Incorrect Ateez texts
Hongjoong:* yelling* get out of your rooms we’re having a meeting!
[no one comes out]
Hongjoong: ok, so that’s how y’all wanna play
*turns off the WiFi*
Hongjoong:1, 2-
[doors slam open]
San: what the hell hyung!
Jongho: how dare you!
Ghost: not cool man
Spider: the audacity of you impudent humans
Hongjoong:
Hongjoong: what the fuc-