Just AJ Really

Pros: I’ll have access to them later because they’re fucking hilarious

*The winner of this matchup will represent their bracket in the inter-group finale poll(s).

PROPAGANDA:

[Dick]

"Just look at him and tell me you don't want to get him preggo."

[Stone]

"cus he's kind and so patient and look how he is with shadow in the third movie and he has those vibes tbh."

PROPAGANDA:

[Jesus]

"So that he will understand women’s pain and stop periods and make pregnancy hurt way less. JESUS CHRIST NEED HIM PREGNANT POLL FOR WOMENS RIGHTS 2026!"

"He'd do it for us."

[Stone]

"cus he's kind and so patient and look how he is with shadow in the third movie and he has those vibes tbh."

PROPAGANDA:

[Scorponok]

"Actually gets canon pregnant with a robot/humanoid hybrid he created himself. He literally had no reason to actually incubate it inside his own body but he did it anyway. His baby gets stolen btw, but don't worry it's in better hands bc it has a cool and kindhearted dinosaur father now instead of a mad scientist scorpion father."

[Stone]

"cus he's kind and so patient and look how he is with shadow in the third movie and he has those vibes tbh."

PROPAGANDA:

[Starscream]

"He would be STRUTTING with it. He's gonna raise an ARMY of LOYAL UNDERLINGS and they're going to make him RULER OF THE UNIVERSE. also he would be fucking miserable and so so angry and i think that would be fun."

"I need need need my conniving flying bastard man to be pregnant, he'd be so insufferable about it. Can you imagine? TFP Starscream would use his pregnancy as a way to manipulate the autobots and pretend to "care so much about my precious baby" and then he'd stab everyone in the back. G1 Starscream would have a bunch of grand dreams of shaping his baby into the ultimate Megatron-killing weapon and then they rule the galaxy together."

"I need to see him manipulate someone into getting him pregnant only to abort it in an attempt to hurt them only to have no effect at all. I need this."

"He’s funny and endlessly miserable in most continuities and I think being pregnant would make him happy even if he complained about it at the time."

"LISTEN……. It would be funny as shit if all the time he tried to usurp Megatron he succeeded in the one thing he didn’t want and lost so disgracefully. And in some media interpretations having “kids” or pets mellows that fucked up prideful and very much traumatized abused but unwilling to admit it and look for help man."

Starscream propaganda from last season

[Eggman]

"he has a lot of robo-kids and a lot of ppl prefer him mpregged, then Stone."

"He didn't win last year and I need him pregnant. I think he should win so he can carry his and Stone's baby, because obviously the only person smart enough to carry his kids is himself."

"He’s Eggman, it’s in the name."

Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!

PROPAGANDA:

[Jesse]

"He’s so good with kids, man!! He’d be an awesome dad! And maybe if he’s pregnant, he’ll get a 9 month break from the bs everyone around him is putting him through 24/7. He deserves this."

Jesse propaganda from last season

[Stone]

"cus he's kind and so patient and look how he is with shadow in the third movie and he has those vibes tbh."