sass

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

i made him a tube room

im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

there he goes he’s free and im so proud and a little sad

this was an incredible experience

I am proud.

Also, I MADE THIS TOOO!!!

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to thousands of people making phony images and replying to them with their passionate desire to have them as a tshirt to overload the bots with nonsense and junk and send out warnings to shoppers like this:

and now we even have people replying to pictures of baby yoda with “i want this on a tshirt” knowing how ravenous disney is being with copyright in hopes to get the stores taken down altogether

Follow Up

He can change reality but he uses it to fake his death and do a power point presentation?

He has the time stone, in which he could literally go back in time and save his home planet ….not by killing half of them …but by using these new powers?

MEN

ALSO

ARE

GIVEN

UNREALISTIC

EXPECTATIONS

DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA

HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS

TO LOOK LIKE THIS???

Also raised to my attention is I neglected to add people of color to this post, I am sorry for my negligence so I shall add bonus images here of unrealistic expectations for men of every race, I chose Men’s Health Magazine because it’s extremely popular in telling men how to look:

And you know what? Dollars to doughnuts none of the above muscular looking guys are as strong as these men:

These are strongmen. These are the bodies of men that train for strength, not defenition. These guys can practically lift cars and drag trains.

Autism Parent™: My kind won’t stop throwing tantrums

Autistic Expert: Well A) those are meltdowns NOT tantrums B) they have no control over this and C) stop touching them without their consent and forcing them into overwhelming situations

Autism Parent ™: I just want my kid to say “I love you”

Autistic Expert: They have been telling you they love you by infodumping to you and spending time in the same room as you. You just refuse to listen.

Autism Parent ™: They behave so weird. I want them to stop.

Autistic Expert: Have you ever talked to an autistic adult to learn about what autistic body language looks like? Well stop expecting them to act neurotypical, they are not. Their behavior makes actually absolutely sense for an autistic person.

Expert: Your dishwasher is really loud and makes the floor vibrate, have you tried running the dishwasher later?

Parent: My kid won’t eat

Expert: Now it could be for the forced eye contact and physical proximity of the family dinner table, it could also be a matter of texture, colour or certain tastes like bitter or sour, let’s try different things.

Parent: My kid yells when I want them to do homework straight away when we get back from school

Expert: The social part of school is draining for your child, have a nap/quiet-time then do homework

Parent: my child hates their grandfather and goes silent when we’re at their house.

Expert: Grandfather demands hugs, calls child a wierdo when they share their interests, calls them a wuss for having food preferences and keeps the tv on at high volume even during conversations, what did you expect?

Parent: My child is deliberately embarrasing me in front of my friends

Expert: It’s not about you. Children don’t set out to deliberatly embarrass their parents, that’s paranoid nonsense. Also stop dragging your child to events you know will be unpleasant to them.

Parents: I’m devastated, my child is wierd and everyone can tell and people look at me like i’m wierd and they’re not going to give me grandchildren or a wedding or become a lawyer like me and my father before me or a sports star and doesn’t like many of my interests…

Expert: You self absorbed asshole. Your child is not a mini-me, not there to fulfill your lost dreams, or fill in for adult friendships. If you can’t change and learn to appreciate what’s interesting about your kid and only see negatives and milestones that even a neurotypical child might not achieve anyway, I’m calling child services.

Parent: My kid is terrible at school, they won’t sit still in class and chatter all the time and ask the teacher lots of questions and prefer playing cards to tag

Expert: What are their grades like?

Parent: Very good,*sigh* I guess. Teachers have been quite enthusiastic but…

Expert: That’s your child’s way of focusing and socializing. You have a smart child and can’t even say so because you’re focusing on the differences again.

Parent: My child never tells me if they’re happy or sad.

Expert: Look closer, what gestures mean I’m in pain? what gestures mean i’m happy? Kid has been humming snippets of songs, tapping fingers and sat close to you but beside the sofa on the floor during this conversation. Happy, paying attention and wanting to be close to you. Right kid? You doing ok there?

Had exotic animals (ie Lafayette getting an alligator, Thomas had a ram, etc)

Swimming in the NUDe (G Wash def did)

Writing about giving things up while talking about clothing (Benny Frank everyone (we had a HS challenge of giving up things (saying sex was not allowed—shocker)) Literally talks about the colors effecting the heat then talks about giving up virtues for a bit. Not making this up.

Weed

Writin smut (Hey Alexander Hamilton, lookin at you)

Going on “friendly bro trips” (JeffMads)

Getting into duels (most of them)

Blackmailin’ one another (James Madison “accidentally” sending prostitutes to Ambassdors, Thomas Jefferson sending the press dirt on A Ham (Fuckin’ Monroe), Alexander Ham intentionally withholding rumors about Sally H & T Jeff’s relationship during the election of 1800 and more)

Arguing about Angels vs Man (James Madison)

Mistresses & Concubines (Aaron Burr, Ben Frank, etc)

Secret societies (G Wash, Ben Frank, etc.)

Gambling addiction (most of them)

Spent an entire sessions arguing (so much pettiness) about opening a window

Spooning each other (Ben Frank and John Adams)

Wigs (exception is G Wash and more ??)

Make up

OG hipsters (John Adams and TJeffs)

Crying about the Brits destroying “his” library (James Madison)

Fainting

Terrible with money (A Ham, A Burr, TJeffs, etc)

Meeting future famous people that influenced society (mostly Laf meeting Edgar Allen Poe)

Honorable but misogynist (most of them)

G Wash making the trees shake

Sass

So much sass

That one fishing trip you took with your surrogate father and worst enemy (A Ham, TJeffs, and G Wash—no im not making this up)

Encouraging a lot of gayness ™ (G Wash encouraging John Clark spy ring)

Having respect for native Americans but not really (G Wash)

Fighting on the steps (Alexander Hamilton and G Wash)

Leaving politics (John Jay and Laf)

Was drunk most of the time (John Hancock)

Wanting the dove as the national bird (Thomas Jefferson)

Was socially awk as a child (a lot of them including: Ham (shy), Laf (awk), TJeffs (awk), Mads (sick), and etc)

Can’t stop talking (Lafayette)

Creating Extraness that is American politics (Alexander Ham and Thomas Jefferson)

Having meetings in a gay Boat Brothel bathhouse (Ben Franklin)

James Madison telling the same joke, over and over. People would just expect it when coming over to his house.

Having the weirdest phobias????

Ben Franklin rumored to be a wizard due to his ability to get along with people

Ben Franklin was left handed (Alexander Ham could write with both hands, fun fact)

A lot of founding fathers were rumored to be ‘the sperm of the devil’ throughout their lives (A Ham, Ben Frank, Laf, etc)

Being best friends with the Schuyler’s

Alexander Ham creating the coast guard as a massive ‘Fuck you’ to Democratic-Republicans (Mainly TJeffs)

Alexander Ham inviting G Wash to Herc Mulligan house so Herc’s business wouldn’t get destroyed by mobs

G Wash participating in treaties with Native Americans (he talked about ‘smoking the pipe’)

Lafayette, Hamilton, Laurens, Tilghman, Meade and Talmadge were considered G Wash sons.

G Wash publicly called Alex Ham to be forgiven after the Reynolds Pamphlet.

Red heads

So many RED HEADS (Laf and Alex, mostly)

Nate Hale and Ben Talmadge were best friends. They grew up together.

Talmadge was SUPER pissed and upset when the news came about Hale’s death

Laurens originally planned to be a doctor, he liked science a lot

Henry Laurens had gout

Martha Laurens raised John Laurens daughter

George Washington de Lafayette lived with the Washington’s from when he was nine to sixteen.

Apparently the Hamilton’s would “take him in” when he was suppose to be at Mount Vernon.

Lafayette snuck out of Paris disguised as a pregnant woman

A lot of them grew up together (kinda)

John Hancock and Sam Adams were best buds (childhood besties)

Cried whenever he got news that his wife (and mistress) would have a kid.

Some were raised in different circumstances than others (Lafayette, John Hancock, Alexander Hamilton, etc.)

Despite their array of exotic animals, a lot of them LOVED dogs (esp. G Wash)

Laurens yelling at the French court until they gave America money.

He was wounded in every single battle he fought in except for Yorktown (which was coincidentally the only battle where he and Hamilton fought together).

Laurens hit his head on the ceiling of the attic in the house at Valley Forge.

Twice.

In a row.

The fact that most of the Culper Ring grew up with each other.

Tallmadge and Hale breaking windows at Yale.

G Wash naming his dogs ridiculous things (Sweetlips, for example).

Lafayette turned Laurens (in the words of David Clary) into a Fashion Whore.

Laurens in Geneva.

Hamilton "drowning" in the Schuylkill River.

The Raritan River story.

Hamilton and his horses (Peacock, Riddle, etc.)

This may not be so weird but Tilghman was sent to mediate the argument between Hamilton and Washington and he was definitely awkward the whole time.

Alcohol

Laurens being really suicidal, even going as far as "standing on a battlefield with his arms outspread, seemingly inviting death" (paraphrased quote).

Hamilton and Monroe hating each other since the beginning.

Hamilton being a lil slut.

The Little Lion nickname.

Nathan Hale supposedly setting the fires in New York City.

Hamilton sent New York in a frenzy by pretending he and his nephew communicated with the dead. He admitted the prank when things started to get out of hand.

Hamilton had a vast number of nicknames but by the aides he was called “Hammie” affectionately

G Wash joined the revolution due to not getting promoted when he was in the army and getting taxed extra. Did not like that at all

Hamilton talking about his nose as an innuendo in regards to the size of his *coughspeniscoughs* (also Hamilton sending molds of his Dick to John Laurens when away from each other for long periods)

Martha Washington was super close with the Hamilton’s, regarded them as true friends

John Laurens not telling anyone he was married

John Laurens being regarded as a reckless leader. When hearing the rumors, the attitude was a ‘fuck this then, who cares’.

John Laurens spending over 4,000 dollars (?) while in France. The US gov was like dude...that’s super expensive and he was like ‘it’s not that much’

Henry Laurens being a little salty over a flag

Hamilton was the head of the aides despite being the youngest of them all. None of them resented it though.

Lafayette and Thomas Jefferson writing the Declaration of Rights of Man and of the Citizen. Immediately afterwards, Thomas skipped town to become Secretary of State

Lafayette being the direct cause of Washington and Hamilton’s BIGGEST FIGHT

Hamilton wasn't the Head of the Aides, per say, but he was one of the critical factors in them.

Robert Hanson Harrison was actually the one who was the head of it all, and he deserves to be recognized as such (*aggressive appreciation*).

Harrison would wake the aides up some mornings and was sometimes responsible for getting Hamilton to work.

Meade's obsession with horses?

Charles Lee losing two fingers in a duel before he came to America.

Tench Tilghman trying (and failing) to flirt with Elizabeth Schuyler.

David Humphreys taking Laurens' place while he was away.

A Morning Scene In A Hut.

Caleb Gibbs being exactly what you would expect from the guy who commands the men guarding Washington's life.

John Andre being hot as hell.

Hamilton writing Laurens, who was a POW in Philadelphia at the time, about how hot Andre was.

Laurens getting yelled at by almost everyone at some point in his life.

Lafayette gushing to people about his wife.

Lafayette trying to dance, tripping and falling, and getting laughed at by Marie Antoinette, therefore getting laughed at by the whole French court.

Lafayette going off to hunt a French beast??

Lafayette being younger than all of Washington's Aides and other Generals but somehow being the smartest of them all.

Laurens suggesting they burn a brick house during the Battle of Germantown. He got two wounds during that battle.

Laurens not being able to escape Francis Kinloch.

Henry Laurens basically whining to his son about Congress.

John Laurens basically whining to his dad about military stuff and trying to keep Congress in Washington's favor (as opposed to Gates and Conway).

Lafayette's name is too long.

Everyone back then either had no middle name or five middle names.

The Baron Von Steuben.

Charles Lee's dogs (including a little white Pomeranian named Mister Spada who Lee once made shake Abigail Adams' hand).

John Laurens' hair could be practically any color and we could never truly know.

The steuben adopting all the gays and keeping them safe (mostly) from homophobic fathers. (*cough* John Adams *cough*)

Baron Von Steuben gay sex scandal & the Prussians being homophobes (?) the reason we won the war

John Andre could paint, and act

Apparently John Andre was loved by EVERYONE

John Adams and Thomas Jefferson were such “good” friends

Hamilton wore a lot of bright colors. Icon.

Lafayette the only one who got to smooch G Wash

G Wash dissing Lafayette publicly so America could stay out of the war.

He (G Wash) basically disowned his own long lost son

*cries*

G Wash even uninvited Laf and fam to his FUNERAL because LAF was considered CONTROVERSIAL

The fork, George

G Wash being aesexual possibly. Who’s to say???

Paul Revere posted a poem mocking the king and Boston laughed at the king

Sybil Ludington waking up half the town so the town could be protected. She woke up more men than Pauly did.

Now I’m done! Thank you @general-wheeee !!!

OH! Let me provide you with information to prove that:

Thomas Jefferson owned so many books!! He believed education was crucial to a democracy survival (but only for people within his tax bracket).

When a university library burned down, he donated a lot of books to the university

He had to teach Lewis and Clark how to be explorers (TJeffs wanted to go soooooooo bad.)

He (Thomas) lost his parents at a very young age (23 or so)

In fact, a lot of the founding fathers all had MAJOR daddy issues.

I think a few were excluded but still....

“Son.” “CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME.”

Yo Hamilton wasn’t the only one.

Baron Von Steuben would bring his dog with him to work

Hamilton always got sick in the winter

BTW, Lafayette was the one who cried of happy tears when he heard news of his wife pregnancy. He ADORED his daughters so MUCH.

G Wash died due to the weird way he was treated for coming down with sore throat. They drained all of his blood. That probably caused his death, not his scratchy throat.

G Wash lost a lot of battles btw

Weird fact: the founding fathers definitely haunt washington. Queen Elizabeth II said that when she visited the White House, there are def spirits. (I think)

John Adams defended the British soldiers for the Boston Massacre. He said that it was important to have a fair trial to determined what happened.

One of his sons ran naked on Harvard grounds.

I messed up. It's Gwinnet, not Gwennet, and he's British born and a representative of Georgia. I don't know much about him, but I have a Wikipedia article.