he looks like an evil southern evangelist
…so an evangelist.
I just see some good pics and I get inspired what can I say (though the intent ended up being very different)

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if i look back, i am lost
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Sweet Seals For You, Always

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祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
we're not kids anymore.
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he looks like an evil southern evangelist
…so an evangelist.
I just see some good pics and I get inspired what can I say (though the intent ended up being very different)

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The Forest Lord
One day I’ll finish writing my campaign and it’s gonna be lit, but for now!!
“There is a copy of the NES game Golf in the firmware of every Switch system”
Me: Oh haha, what a weird thing, probably some remnant from the debugging process -
“Since that was a game that Satoru Iwata programmed himself, this could have been intended as a way of saying that Iwata is spiritually a part of every Switch and is watching over and protecting every system.”
Me:
Oh my God, so hackers have found out the way to enable you to play the game. You know how?
On July 11th*, the date of Iwata’s passing, doing Iwata’s “directly to you” motion with the Joy-Cons on the home screen will play a sound clip of Iwata and launch the game.
(* Before you try this yourself, note that simply changing the date on your system will not work, as this runs off the Switch’s internal internet-synced clock, meaning that changing the date manually will only work if the system has never been connected to the internet)
I… I can’t…
It goes even further than that.
Firstly, opening the game like this person is in the video is only possible with a brand new unit on system version 1.0.0 that has never been connected to the Internet. Because of this, opening it is pretty hard to replicate, unless if you have a completely brand new Switch. So, even if the system’s internal date is on July 11, it still won’t open if the system version is up to date.
The thing is, it’s not supposed to be opened.
The hidden Golf game has been described as an omamori, which, in Japanese culture, is a charm usually bought at shrines that offers spiritual protection and good luck if you keep it close to you. Sometimes they’re made of cloth, and look like a tiny bag, which can contain a written prayer. People often tie them to something like a purse or a backpack, so that it’s always with them. Here are a bunch of different ones:
Omamori are not supposed to be opened, as doing so is said to remove its blessing.
Seeing as the hidden Golf game on the Switch is so difficult to run under normal circumstances, it’s probably not supposed to be opened in the first place. It’s likely meant to represent an omamori in Iwata’s honor. Its very fitting, because of how portable the Switch is, since people are likely to take it with them like they would with an omamori strapped to a purse or backpack.
I’ve lost!!! 15 pounds since I started this job!!!!!!!
My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it

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when u start overthinking
Holds analog stick halfway so my character walks slowly for dramatic effect.
me: i want a nice character description sheet. so i can like… say what their voice sounds like. and stuff. and whether they prefer coffee to tea character description sheet: What are your character’s relations with their parents? me, realizing my character exists in a vacuum for the sole purpose of looking cute when i draw them:
I made a couple of self help comics before. One about Stress and another about Affirmations. Here’s number three, it’s about Traumatic Memories.
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fuck puberty the real sign you’ve entered adulthood is going from fanfiction.net to archiveofourown

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im spinning
Fucking hell
It’s even better because she’s not the ideal body type for gymnastics. Athleticism comes on all body types.
Yes yes yes absolutely yes
HERE FOR THIS!!!! HERE FOR HER!!!! HERE FOR HER BODY TYPE!!! LIKE YESSSSSSS!!
The Shape of Water (2017) directed by Guillermo del Toro
it’s so fucking true what they say about memes being cyclical and constantly dying and ressurecting because i swear to god in my lifetime i did not expect to have this on my dash again in 2017 with a genuine contextual reason for it
Period feels that don't get talked about enough
-constant feeling that you need to poop -crotch pains -those moments when you can feel the blood dripping out -cramps for days before you actually see any blood -simultaneous nausea and ravenous hunger -simultaneous WANT SEX NOW and DON’T TOUCH ME EVER -maximum rage at cis men -got sensory issues? now they’re a lot worse -got mental illness? no you don’t, any and all of your emotional problems can be blamed on your uterus -that legitimate breakdown you had last week about a serious issue? PMS -got any preexisting health issues? they’re all worse now -gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross
@thepinkcornmoon
- sit in one spot don’t move e v e r - pad jammed up between your thighs pain - crooked pad crooked pad crooked pad crooked pad crooked pad crooked pad crooked pad crooked pad cr
When the wings on the pad twist with the sticky side up while you were sitting down to give you a free surprise bikini wax the second you stand up
-being like 4th day in and your tampons have literally sucked up enough moisture your vagina is dry
-ever increasing amount of period underwear because it surprises you in the middle of the night or you don’t get a panty liner on in time
-bloody butt crack
Okay, I’ll take your Pokémon for a few seconds, then.
Thank you for waiting, we’ve restored your Pokémon to full health. We hope to see you again!
what we want 2030 to be like: green energy; responsible farming; peace on earth
what 2030 will actually be: hello ma’am it’s amazon. can i get a quick retinal scan for your fiji water delivery

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Honestly, Rick Rolling is the best practical joke ever. Like, there’s nothing offensive or mean spirited about it. It’s just like “Oops you thought there would be something else here but it’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’.” which isn’t even a bad song. It’s fairly enjoyable to listen to. There’s no jumpscares, no screaming, no ill will. Just Rick Astley telling you he’s never going to give you up. I think that’s great. “You fell into my trap! Here, listen to this completely benign song that will have no negative effect on you.”
I wish this were true. There’s a really good article about the problems inherent with rickrolling here.
Very interesting. I never thought about that and now I feel bad.