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Now that the nsfw ban is lifted y’all are gonna have to post boomer shit every few days to keep the twitter people from coming back like shooting in the air once a week to keep the property taxes down

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but put on a black tank top Some black leggings

Some jewelry and maybe some smell good

Pull your hair back

Instant serotonin I’m talking mental illness GONE

#no room for depression if your heads all full of being a bad bitch

Yknow I never thought I’d miss this hellsite but tiktok Does Things to a man

Seeing tiktok full of tumblr screenshots and tumblr full of titkoks feels like when the republicans and democrats switched platforms in the 60s

alienfuckerdeluxe

Aliens: Wow you guys sure are completely normal and not at all indescribably horny.

NASA *beating the alien fuckers with a broom*: Yep. Just a completely normal species. no inappropriate lusting for extraterrestrial booty here, no sir.

drakovictorious

I couldn’t let this be hidden in the replies

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marlynnofmany

*giant wind gust outside*

Me: “Don’t say it.”

My Brain:

blueandbluer

EVERY FUCKEN TIME

#this and tut tut it looks like rain when it’s about to rain

Y’all are still here???

Me, minding my own business:

Also me: do you think you use self deprecating humor to cope because you've been conditioned to think you being mocked and degraded is normal and you're really just seeking normalcy in a difficult time

Me:

megapope-deactivated20220531

inkyxward

Guy who made death stranding: Getting some real "Death Stranding" vibes from this situation

#immaculate vibes mr kojima sir

I'm at my limit where is my cuddly gamer boyfriend at this point he can even be straight I'm weak

#there's a bi boy with brightly colored hair somewhere not being cuddled and frankly its so heartbreaking

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a-bright-ray-of-sunshine

Here's a flower for anyone who has been struggling but continues to keep fighting: 🌻

angelicguy

this was the only way to guarantee your kid grew up indie

#wait wait wait!!!!#I loved this book!!!#oh my god I forgot all about it!!!!#oh!!!

m-interior-m

Source

#god i wish that was me

thenatsdorf

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

immaplatypus

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck. Not bad luck. I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

official-mugi

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

just-things-i-enjoy

Him face

luccorvus

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

catsbeaversandducks

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

dduane

Black Cat. :)

petermorwood

Reblog him face most definitely.

headspace-hotel

I’m reading bad sex awards finalists across the years

headspace-hotel

Writers, relax. Breathe. It’s going to be okay. You’re doing just fine. Your writing does not suck. Do you know what sucks? This. This sucks.

God, free me from the agony.

drbibliophile

Reminder to self to read the Bad Sex Awards for the pure entertainment value.

Also… don’t write like this. Thanks.

queer-as-frikc

venus MANTRAP IM DYING

#I hate that this is considered tasteful #give me 15k of graphic descriptive smut that never uses the phrase iron stalk and I'm happy

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You make me feel like I’m free again.

#this song invokes my ex wife far too heavily but it's still good

fatherofthebride

not me catching up on welcome to night vale while i do some editing for work only for an episode from 2018 to have the line “in all reality, the apocalypse will likely just be you, alone in a room, with the flu.” in the form of a bath and body works commercial.

jauntylittlefrillyboy

cobalt-knave

Let’s not forget the 2016 Pfizer ad from Deb, the sentient patch of haze

apyr-the-struggler

cobalt-knave

Oh yeah.

From WTNV ep 82 (2016) -

“Deb: Shhh. Not everything can be an emergency.

Okay, then.

Human listeners, today’s show is brought to you by Pfizer. What does Pfizer do? What doesn’t Pfizer do?

Whoo! All the things Pfizer can help you with! We can’t even begin to describe it to you.

You know what? Pfizer is indescribable. How can you put it into words what Pfizer does? You can’t. You wouldn’t. No, you you absolutely would not. You would not dare describe what we do.

You’re still trying to describe us in your mind, aren’t you? Maybe Pfizer wasn’t articulate enough. Maybe Pfizer can’t trust you. You have betrayed Pfizer. Don’t say no.

Did you just say no?

Why are you always arguing with us!?! We give, and give, and give, and we never ask for anything other than money in return. We only ask for money, and that you try not to describe us in words! And what do you do? You give us lots of money, but you also try to describe us in words!

Pfizer. We can’t even with this right now.

Oh, stop!

Cecil: It sounds like you work for the pharmaceutical industry…

Deb: No, not you too, Cecil! I can’t be here anymore!

[Door slams]

Cecil: Wow! The door didn’t even move. I’m not even sure how she slammed it.”

From WTNV ep 160 (2019) -

“John says he’s excited for his orange grove, which has been doing great ever since he genetically modified his crop to no longer cause teleportation across existential dimensions when consumed. Despite his excitement for orange sales, John says he’s worried about next year’s crop of invisible corn. He said he looked up summer 2020 in his farmer’s almanac and all it said was, “Wellll crap. Good luck.” “

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