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Barty does lines of coke off Evan's dick

Remus Lupin's life changed the first time he smoked weed. Send tweet

i genuinely think about “ive held paper more lovingly than this” “so has mike” like 5 times a day btw

so does mike

ok but will secretly blowing mike kisses when he leaves the daily party hangouts without anyone noticing and mike catching every single one, playing it off like he's waving - but one day max says something like "uh oh wheeler, i think you dropped that one" and he's confused as hell until she blows mock kisses at him and he turns beet red

Wolfstar who, on their first date, realized that they couldn't get ready in the dorm because they share a dorm so they both snatch a bunch of clothes and accessories and in sirius' case makeup throughout the day and it leads into the Remus barging into the girl's dorm for help just to find Sirius half dressed with curlers in his hair and all the girls yelling at him to leave as if he's about to see the bride before the wedding

posh 11 yo city boy Sirius who never met anyone who didn't speak in perfectly polished English became absolutely obsessed with 11 yo country kid Remus with his thick Welsh accent and blue collar slang when they met