a future to believe in. ⁽ ᵃᵘᵗᵒᵖˡᵃʸ ⁾

if you’re wondering where @mytrumpcard, @inpantsuits and i have been... well, here’s your answer.

don’t forget to clean up after yourself. 

do i look like a deranged serial killer to you? 

You’re better off asking @mytrumpcard.  He’s the one you want. 

And I support Team Cap.  Kick that rich playboy’s ass.

Thank you, Founding Father.  At least one of the candidates has to look nice.

Mr. Sanders’ aide got a rockin’ new shirt to further support his favorite candidate! 

Does this mean I can call you, beep you, when I wanna reach you?

Mr. Sanders and I just wanna apologize for our absence lately.  We’ve been having some, uh... technical difficulties, so to speak, but we’re slowly working our way through them!   Anyway -- how’s everyone been? 

We have arrived.

Part 2.

       . . . Oh, I’m really not worried.  There’s a reason his show was cancelled.