I stand in the mess of myself

Keira/Doc/Toast - she/her - 20

I follow back/like from @idiot-wind (my classic rock main), which, if you're a groovy person, you should check out 😉

Hate will NOT be tolerated. Don't like, don't read. Need a reminder on fandom etiquette? Check out this post.

I'm FIRMLY anti-censorship and a pro-shipper. Liking something in fiction or wanting to explore darker themes does NOT reflect real life morals, and in many cases can be sort of therapeutic for the author. If you stumble across something you don't like, kindly click away and go on with your day.

My rules here are the same as on main, and they are, in the words of Bob Dylan, "Be groovy or leave, man." I don't support she who must not be named.

Required Reading

roadkill by forced_conforming (E) - Rosekiller - 10/10 Chapters - 88,598 words - MCD, Graphic Depictions of Violence

Fic Recs

COMPLETED FICS

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WIPS

Hoist The Colours (E) - Rosekiller - 12/30 Chapters - Currently 90,515 words - Pirate AU, MCD, Graphic Depictions of Violence

Art by the amazingly talented @mossy-of-the-valley: Barty, Barty and Evan

Evan's Moodboard | Barty's Moodboard | Regulus's Moodboard | Bellatrix's Moodboard | Pandora's Moodboard | Dorcas's Moodboard | Rabastan's Moodboard

The Needle and the Damage Done (E) - Rosekiller - 7/25 Chapters - Currently 67,492 words - Drug Addict AU, MCD

Playlist | Barty Moodboard | Evan Moodboard

The Masochist To Which I Cater (E) - Rosekiller, Bartylily - 3/? Chapters - Currently 27,398 words - Fame AU, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

B&E's Instagram | Bartylily Moodboard | Evan Moodboard | Felix Moodboard

ONE SHOTS

Hollywood Babylon (T) - Rosekiller - 2,569 words - Barty's album is dropping at midnight, and the release party is a spectacle of fame and decadence. Cameras flash, alcohol flows, and Barty's holding on tight to the one thing that feels real: Evan.

Don't Think Twice, It's All Right (G) - Rosekiller - 1,991 words - Evan's a kindergarten teacher, and Barty's a chef at a Michelin Star restaurant. Evan tries to keep his personal life out of his classroom, but after a student sees him and Barty at the store, he decides it's time to pull back the curtain and bring Barty in for show and tell.

As the World Falls Down (G) - Wolfstar - 1,523 words - On a cold morning, Sirius, Remus, and Harry visit Lily and James's grave. It turns into a quiet day of remembrance, with Sirius and Remus making sure Harry still feels connected to his parents.

Winterlude (G) - Black Brothers - 1,264 words - On a snowy morning, Sirius drags Regulus outside!

Crazy Little Thing Called Love (G) - Dorlene - 1,167 words - Dorcas is adament that she doesn't have feelings for one Marlene McKinnon. Her friends say otherwise, and when Marlene asks her out, she can't say no.

Soul Kitchen (G) - Rosekiller - 2,036 words - Barty and Evan enjoy a lazy, rainy Sunday together.

Wish You Were Here (G) - Rosekiller - 1,752 words - Barty and Evan get into a fight and break-up, only to realize that they can't live without the other.

Golden Years (G) - Wolfstar - 1,525 words - It's Remus and Sirius's anniversary!

Home Sweet Home (G) - Rosekiller - 1,854 words - Barty and Evan move in together!

OTHER IMPORTANT INFORMATION

Favorite Characters: Barty Crouch Jr., Evan Rosier, Lily Evans, and Dorcas Meadowes

Favorite Ships: ROSEKILLER, Bartylily, Dorlene, Pandalily, Seniorlily, Rosenior, and Silverkiller

I run @rosekillerwips, a place to submit WIPs you're following (or writing!!) to give some love to ongoing fics!! Go check it out!!

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I love to yap, so feel free to drop me an ask or dm!

Breaking my "no answering asks until I get back from vacation" for you hehe

Your personal enemies, you say?

What's wrong with Captain Control Freak over here?

Not a fan of him treating everyone like pawns he can do as he pleases with? You must understand, my dear, that this is Evan's world and we're all merely living in it. Trust me, I didn't plan to make him this unlikable, but now I find myself struggling to write because I just want to kill him. It's a shame, really, that the first MCD in this fic doesn't happen for a few more chapters and it's [REDACTED]. I hate to be the one to inform you that we'll end the fic with the same amount of Rosiers as we started with, but it's going to be so much fun!

And on the topic of dear Bartemius in TMTWIC...

What's not to love about that lying, cheating, narcissistic son of a bitch?

You're telling me you're not head over heels falling in love with this man? He's not your dream man? Oh man... But, seeing as Barty is my absolute favorite little chew toy, I can promise you that this fucker is going to get what's coming to him. As I told you, he's going to get worse before he gets better, but he's also going to hit absolute rock bottom, so there's that!!

But look on the bright side, any pain I choose to inflict on those two is just going to hit a whole lot harder and be 10x more satisfying because you hate them so much!!!!